From: Roberto Perez-Vila
Subject: [PW!] Recruiting Rockets (Attn: Bandraptor & Yosh)
Date: Saturday, October 30, 1999 7:24 PM
Yosh wrote:
> Minax rolled her eyes. "Close enough," she muttered as she gently puts
> Omelette
> back in her sack, and standing up. "We should go find that little girl
> now,
> before she leaves the city. Chances are, she'll be trying for a badge."
>
> With that said, she strode off towards the exit of the undercover
> secret Team
> Rocket center, leaving Oz, and the three Pokemon to hurry after her.
>
> "I think I detest that woman." Howard said loathingly.
Minax walks at a faster pace than usual, weaving through the crowd. The
moment Oz leaves the secret Rocket Center dressed like Misty, many Misty
fans in the city crowd him, asking for autographs. One young boy around
Oz's own age even kisses him the cheek. Oz gets so annoyed that he uses
Misty's paper fan and swift-kick-to-the-face tactics to bat the fans away
while staying in character, then continues chasing after Minax with his
Pokemon at his side.
Howard waddles after Oz, practicing his lines, "Ahem. Psy. Psy... Psy.
This script is trash. What's my motivation?"
Minax approaches the bushes next to the Celadon City Gym, and a sleazy
old man is hiding there with binoculars in his hands. The binoculars are
pointed to the window of the girl's locker room. Minax taps him on the
shoulder, "Excuse me, Mr. Tom, go find your own hiding place. This one
has just been taken."
"I was here first!" The old man whispers, turning towards Minax. When he
sees the red-haired giantess polishing her skinning knife, the old man
politely bows, says, "It's all yours, miss!" and blasts off at what seems
like the speed of light!
Minax raises an eyebrow, wondering how such an old man could go so fast.
She sheathes her knife, and peeks through the bushes, to see what's going
on. The little girl known as Nori is no where to be seen. Minax sighs,
"Just by looking at that little girl's eyes, I can tell that she has
Rocket potential. The hopelessness, the despair, the loneliness, the fire
of hatred towards society. Or maybe that last one was just the flames
from the burning Poke-Ball reflecting off her eyes?"
Howard the Psyduck waddles up to Minax, "Burning Pokeball? Is that going
to be in my performance? I certainly hope that you have the pyrotechnics
degree to create that particular special effect. I may be a Water
Pokemon, but I still loathe heat almost as much as this role I've been
type-cast into!"
"It's not a special effect, bird brain. Where's Mozty?" Minax smirks at
the combination of the names Misty and Oz.
"She is batting her fans off with a stick..." Howard turns his head to
see if Oz is coming, "...literally."
Oz shows up behind the bushes with his eyes closed, still swinging a
giant stick, shouting to the kids who were attacking him with love on his
way to the Celadon Gym, "I'll teach you not to grope me there, you ecchi
little brats! How dare you grab my...?" Oz opens his eyes, notices
Minax's glare, hides the stick behind his yellow shirt, and sweatdrops.
"Are you ready?" Minax glances back and forth from Oz to the Celadon Gym
entrance.
"Hold on a minute." Oz fixes his red hair so that he has his ponytail
coming out of one side, he adjusts his small yellow shirt, straightens
out his fake bosoms, reattaches one red suspender that a kid had tried to
snatch as a Misty souvenir, hikes up his blue short shorts, and ties the
shoelaces on one of his red high-top sneakers. Once he's cleaned himself
up, Oz salutes Minax and says, "Ready! At least as ready as I'm going to
get..."
Minax rubs her hands together while smiling sinisterly, "Excellent work.
You're ready for Halloween this year."
"Are you daft, woman? Today *is* Halloween." Howard declares, wondering
how Minax and 'Misty' could forget.
Minax grabs Howard by his necktie, and pulls his beak up to her face,
"Don't you *dare* call me daft, since I've been meaning to eat some
Psyduck a l'orange, and you seem awfully tasty. I don't carry a calendar
around, and I couldn't care less whether today was Halloween or the end
of the world. I live each day one at a time. It's worked for me so far."
Howard tries to breathe, but finds it difficult to do with Minax choking
him with his own tie, "Oh... kay... Let... go..."
"That's another thing, dumbduck. Take this stupid neck tie off! Misty's
Psyduck never wore a neck tie!" Minax whips out her skinning knife to cut
Howard's tie off, slicing dangerously close to the Psyduck's neck. Howard
falls to the floor.
Howard looks down at his bare neck and covers it with his hands, "I feel
naked."
Bandraptor wrote:
> Nori patted the Bulbasaur's head. When she had first met
> Fushigidane, all
> those months ago, she had damned its previous owner for abandoning it.
> Now, she
> was doing the exact same thing. This saddened her, but she rationalized
> her
> actions, telling herself that she'd never been a good trainer for
> Fushigidane,
> in the first place. Nori gave her Pokémon one last look, and continued
> out the
> door.
> "Good bye, Fushigidane."
"What was that noise?" Minax's ears hear Nori's voice the moment the
little girl opens the Gym door. Minax grabs Oz by his red suspenders and
shoves him through the bushes, saying, "Do this correctly, and you'll
have passed the disguise portion of the two-part test to join Team
Rocket. Mess up, and you'll find out why we're called Team *Rocket.*"
Oz thinks about this for a moment, quite sure that the second part is a
threat, but unsure of *why* it is. He sighs, "I don't think I wanna
know..." Oz walks towards the Celadon City Gym as lady-like as possible,
in order to convince Nori that he is the real Misty. "Wait a minute.
Misty is a tom boy. She'd walk like a guy." Oz then over-exaggerates his
stride to make it seem more masculine. "Wait, that's *too* guy-y." Oz
finally decides to walk like he usually does.
Though Nori's mind is on Fushigidane, she doesn't miss Misty, who is
walking awkwardly right towards her. Nori had just finished talking with
Gym Leader Erika, and now she's running into another Gym Leader... or so
she thinks.
Oz jumps into the action immediately, doing his best Misty impersonation
ever, inspired by Minax's vague threat, "Hi there, little girl! Come walk
with me, I've got something to talk to you about!"
Nori shrugs and nods, figuring that since Misty is a Gym Leader, what she
has to say must be important. She follows Oz away from the glass walls of
the Celadon Gym, until she reaches the bushes where Minax, Howard, and
Oz's Sandshrew and Meowth are hiding. They are all silent, mainly because
Minax has threatened to kill them all if they ruin the recruiting
process, and Nori doesn't notice them since she's paying attention to Oz,
whom she believes is actually Misty.
Oz tries to find the right words to say. He has to convince Nori that
he's joined Team Rocket... no, that *Misty* has joined Team Rocket. After
this simple task, he'd be on his way to joining Team Rocket and finding
out where the rest of his Pokemon, including Jeff's Charmy, are being
kept. Oz stutters, "Well... little girl... what's your... name?"
While Oz tries to convince Nori that Misty's joined Team Rocket, Minax
shakes Kitty-chan with one hand, and small white hairs fall into her
other hand. She applies these on her face. She then hides her red hair
under a long white wig, puts a pillow under her shirt, and dons a heavy
brown trench coat to hide her feminine figure. Nori had seen Minax at the
Poke-Ball, but he hadn't seen the particular generic old criminal that
Minax is disguising herself as to attack Nori.
Meanwhile, Oz is still talking to Nori while pretending he's Misty, "See,
Nori, I've joined Team Rocket! It's really great, and I think that you
should give consideration to being part of our one big happy family!
You'll get protection from other nasty gangs out there, and mean
people..." Oz looks towards the bushes, wondering when Minax is going to
spring out. He's running out of ideas for what to say, "...big mean
people... who do... bad... and nasty things... Much worse than Team
Rocket! Rockets are friendly... and... they're... people persons... and
it's a good... thing... to be..."
Nori has her arms crossed, wondering why Misty joined Team Rocket and why
she is trying to get *her* to join.
Just then, an angry 'old man' wearing a trench coat and holding a silver
pistol leaps out of the bushes, pointing the empty gun at Nori. The 'old
man' speaks in a very deep voice, "Alright, you little bitch, give me
your money or your life! I don't believe in stealin' stupid little pets
like those idiot Rockets, I want cash! So cough it up, pip-squeak!"
"How dare you insult Team Rocket?!" Oz shouts at the top of his lungs,
getting into a defensive stance with his hands on his hips, much like
Misty, "Team Rocket protects other Rockets. If you want the girl, you'll
have to go through me!"
The 'old man' swings his pistol at Oz, "Is that so? I'll just shoot any
little pet you throw at me!"
"Oh yeah?!" Oz points his finger at the 'old man', "Staryu, I choose..."
Noticing his cue, and hoping that Minax isn't going to actually shoot
him, Howard jumps out from behind Misty, making noises as if he has been
released from a Pokeball. Oz shouts out like Misty, "I don't want *you* -
Psy-DUCK!"
"Psy? Psy-yie-yie?" Howard asks, grabbing the sides of his head in
pathetic mock pain. "Psssyyyy..."
Oz tries to figure out how the battle will ensue. He remembers that Minax
said something about Howard using fake psychic attacks, but he doesn't
remember exactly what a Psyduck's potential attacks are. He'll have to
improvise.
Nori looks at the 'old man', 'Misty', and 'Psyduck'. She is confused as
to what is going on, but decides to go along for the ride...
-Minax