From: Anubis God Of Embalming <silentnorn@home'removethis'.com> Subject: [PW!] The Story Of Anubis Date: Friday, October 15, 1999 11:03 PM Anubis woke up. He had fallen asleep when he let his Pokemon drink from the water! He looked around, panicked at first, but saw his Pokemon, Bulbasaur, Pidgey and Rattata all sleeping in a big pile. Anubis laughed and woke them up. One by One they woke up, Pidgey first, then Rattata, then Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur had had a good drink, he could tell by the colour in his leaves. "So this is Viridian Forest," said Anubis to his Pokemon, "I think I'm gonna catch some good Pokemon here." Anubis Pidgey and Rattata into their Pokeballs, but Bulbasaur was apprehensive. Anubis let his Bulbasaur look around for a bit, Leech Seeding rocks and Tackling bushes. Bulbasaur tackled a bush and... A wild Caterpie shot out if the Bushes! "Bulbasaur, Leech Seed!" Anubis yelled. Bulbasaur did as he was told, and swiftly dropped a seed on the Caterpie's back, making vines wrap around Caterpies Midsection. The Caterpie had fired a swift string of web at Bulbasaur, and caught Bulbasaur's two left legs together. Anubis almost rushed to untie him but remembered, the Caterpie could tackle him and hurt his leg, maybe even break it. Too dangerous. "Bulbasaur, Tackle!" The Bulbasaur, trying to shake his netting off, got hit by a swift tackle from the Caterpie, but Bulbasaur quickly got back on his feet and delivered a swift tackle to the Caterpie's head, making a soft, crunchy sound. Anubis looked at the Caterpie, laying on the ground. Fainted. Or dead, he couldn't tell. Anubis whipped out Indigo, his trusty Pokedex, and in her soft metalic voice she said, "Caterpie, small bug Pokemon. Fainted. Level 2.". A faint. No capture, but he was just getting warmed up. He proceded to reward Bulbasaur. "Good job Bulbasaur, our first bout with a Caterpie." Anubis proceded to give Bulbasaur a Pokemon treat. Bulbasaur wanted back in the Pokeball, so Anubis let him. <annoying Narrator from Pokemon show> "Anubis and his Pokemon have a long journey ahead of them, who knows what dangers lurk n the Viridian Forest!" Anubis: "Who the heck is that! Will you shut up!" Anubis throws a rock into the bushes. Narrator comes out of bushes. "Ouch Anubis, that hurt! Well, sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me." Anubis: "But I never called you a name! Annoying bum!" Chases Narrator into distance "I'LL SHOW YOU BROKEN BONES!!!" What does everyone think? -- Anubis Owner of 13 Chocolate Points!! URL http://embark.to/theorder/ e-mail- silentnorn@home.coma SPAMBLOCK - Replace coma with com This week's Answering Machine Message: We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again. Go to my website for more hilarity... Start Dragoncode DC2.Dv Gm A++ L+ W~ T PaPhPlPtPw~ Bac/Ben/Beg/Bfl/Bla F+ Fo R+++! Ac+++ J+ Nf S+ Fr-- U+++ Df+++ I--- H++ $+ M(r-v) O V++ Q+ Tc++ Cre' Sks To decode head to http://www.wyrm.demon.co.uk/dc/ /\ _ )( ______________________ (_)///////(**)______________________> )( \/ FOR C2 owners, my script reservation is 10100 - 10150 so don't use it! PC Gamer Excerpt: "The combination of Violence and Golf worked just about as well as KFC reviving Cornel Sanders as a Jive-Talking rapper <shudders...> ."