From: Anonymous <anakin0327@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] The Tell-tale Signs Of Lavender Town Date: Thursday, October 28, 1999 10:46 PM > "Your group should take this Pokemon," Jenny said. "I can't take it, and >since it has been abandoned, she'll need a trainer. Plus, you Porygon seems >to >have taken to her." > > "Thanks," Forest and Mac said. Forest stepped forward and took the >Porygon >from Jenny's hands. > > "Come on, Porygon," Mac said, "We have to get going. We're heading to >Lavender now." > > <<Okay,>> Porygon said. <<Whatever you say.>> > > Mac looked at Porygon strangely. It was acting strange. Forest started >walking out of town, and Porygon hovered around Forest's hand, where the baby >Porygon was. Mac followed at a slower pace, thinking. <<Hello, you little cutie!>> Porygon was cooing at the baby Porygon with affection Mac had never witnessed in it before. It was almost unnerving. "What's up with you, Porygon? Usually you're incredibly insensitive towards any creature." <<A fellow Pokémon has precedence over carbon-based paleolithes like yourselves. Besides, how can you say no to that face?>> The baby Porygon wiggled with delight as Forest carried it. Its face kept the same blank expression every Porygon had. "Looks like a face only a mother Porygon could love!" Mac laughed at his not-so-funny joke. <<Whatever. So how far is it to Lavender Town? I'm in the mood to show this little guy around my home town...>> "You aren't from Lavender, Porygon!!!" <<That's beside the point, now isn't it?>> Forest stopped Mac from smacking Porygon over the head with a wooden mallet. "It's not too far from here." As her finished his sentence, a thick fog instantly descended over the group. "From what I've read, this is the tell-tale sign of Lavender Town," said Mac. As he finished that sentence, a huge tower appeared over the distant horizon. <<Based on absolutely nothing, I would conclude that this is another sign of Lavender Town.>> Forest and Mac sighed at the sarcastic statement, then headed towards the foreboding village. ------------ TBC (I know this stunk, I wrote it in a big hurry) -Anonymous (you know, the guy who wrote all the poems) -=-=-=-=-