From: Jose L. Solano <jsolano199@aol.comlink> Subject: [PW!] Uh... Date: Thursday, October 28, 1999 4:00 PM (sorry about the title. This is Chuck's post, but he wants me to post it for him since he's been having some problems.) Simon Locke wrote: > Going fifty down hill towards the Pokecenter, Coshari launched herself over a > narrow cliff and went airborne. She contracted her body and expanded her hood, > allowing her to glide a little. Simon felt awesome in such a posistion, then > noticed how fast the Pokecenter seemed to be approaching. > > "Woah Cosher!" Simon yelled out. The giant Arbok then expanded it's body > right before landing, causing a mild quake which shook the pokecenter. "Girl, > you stay out here. Try not to eat anybody." > > "Charrrrr bok!" > > Simon gracefully launched off Coshari's hood and landed on his two feet worthy > of a 6.0 at the olympics. He couldn't get over how agile Laura's body was, > feeling like he could do backflips forever. Keeping his mind on his Persuit, > he threw open the doors of the Pokecenter. Laura's body stood out, as young > trainers gawked at Simon's Body. > > "Yea Buddy! I'm one fine woman, so just back that thang up!" Simon laughed, > but the people just looked on. Nurse Joy was in a frenzy, as a man with raven > colored hair ran into the back room. "D'oh!" Simon yelled. > > He sprinted in hot persuit and leapt over the counter. "Incoming Projectile" > flashed in green text on the lenses of Laura's Sunglasses. Simon watched, > amazed as a syringe flew through the doors right at Simon. "Wow, these glasses > kick ass!" Simon still watched, as "Incoming Projectile" still blinked, but > still he didn't react. "Heh, cool!" Simon said. He watched the syringe land > smack dab in Lauras arm, as a red fluid filled his vein. "......... D'OH!" > > "No not the Red Fluid!" Nurse Joy yelled, "That stuff is Jynx Extract Level > 9!" > > "Jynx what?" Simon gasped, he felt weird all of a sudden..... an undescribable > yet entirely pleasureable feeling. "Oh baby...." Simon tried to control > himself, if the dosage of the Jynx Extract was any larger, Simon would have > been all over Nurse Joy. > > From the back room came a scream. "CHANSEY! CHANSEY! CHANSEYYYY!" > > "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh! Get this thing off of me!" Yelled Simon's familiar > voice. > > Simon through open the the doors and the sight to behold was funny to everybody > else, but Simon felt kind of embarrased. Simon's body tried his best to fend > off the Chansey, which was mercilessly humping his leg. "DAMN CHANSEY!" > > "CHANSEY! CHAAAAAAAAANSEY!" "Gotta fix that Chansey....." Luke busted through the doors after Laura-Simon and Trent-Simon. Dernam and Derrick followed close behind. Luke sprinted to Trent-Simon, and grabbed the Chansey, pulling up at the same time. Luke could have easily lifted something as light as a Chansey, but Chansey are a bit......akward, especially when they are doing some crazy pelvic moves. He held the screaming chansey as far from himself as possible, the chucked it across the room, and it landed with a soft thud. Seeing as how two trouble-makers had suddenly come in here, someone had to lay the smack down and restore order. Dernam released the latch on his guns holster and brought the gun to bear on Trent-Simon.... to immediately have it bashed away by Derrick. "You can't shoot him!" "Ok....." He turned the gun menacingly at Laura-Simon. Whack! "Or her!" "Well......if I can't aim it at the syringe throwing maniac..... or at the Rocket......" Dernam pointed it at a pan. "Maybe I'll just cover the cookware. Happy?" Sorry it's so short, I'm outta ideas! Jose Luis Solano --------------------------------------- Offical Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade --------------------------------------- "UruUrrUrrurrRrrRURUrrrUrrrrRURrrRrrrUurrUuuurrrururur!" -Tusken Raider