From: Zenigame325 <zenigame325@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Arrested! Date: Friday, November 12, 1999 10:07 PM RoboNarrator 10,000: In this episode, Randy and crew find themselves lost. "Okay, I can see buildings in the distance, so, you know what that means!!" shouted Lisa. "Real food!" said Cyrus. "A decent place to sleep!" Lisa exclaimed. "Toilets!" said Randy. "Toilets?"Lisa asked. "Do you like to pee in the bushes?" asked Randy. "Sorry I asked." As they ran toward the city, they saw a sign. "Welcome to...LAVENDER TOWN?!!" Lisa said. "Weren't we supposed to be in Celadon?" asked Randy. "Stupid! We were supposed to go northwest, not northeast, Randy! Gimme that compass! From now on, I'm gonna navigate!" Lisa yelled. "Sorry. I mixed up east and west." "Well, that's not going to happen again, because I've got the compass." "Whatever you say." Thay then went to the pokemon center. "Hello, what can I-" Nurse Joy stopped in midsentence. "What's wrong?" asked Randy. "I'll do whatever you want, just don't take the pokemon!" "What?" "We just want to heal our pokemon." Lisa said. "Wha-Whatever you say." Nurse Joy then healed their pokemon, and gave them back. "Here! Now will you leave?" she asked. "Jeez, okay."said Randy. They walked to the door, when they were stopped by Officer Jenny. "Stop right there!" she yelled. "What did we do wrong, ma'am?" Randy asked. "You're wanted for grand theft pokemon!" "What? I've never stole anything in my life!" "Yeah, right! You'd steal anything, Team Rocket!" "Team Rocket?" "Yeah! Look at this!" Officer Jenny held up three wanted posters, for Jessie, James and Meowth. "The hair's similar, Randy." said Lisa. "Yeah, her hair loks kinda like yours." Randy said. "That's it!" Jenny screamed. Officer Jenny handcuffed them, read them their rights and brought them to the station. "Great. Now we're criminals." Randy moaned. "Where's Piccolo?" Lisa asked. "He must've got away." "I hope he gets us out of here." "Shut up in there!" Jenny yelled. "Okay, lady." A few hours later... "Randy." Lisa said. "Huh?" "Why weren't you stuttering or anything when you were talking to officer Jenny?" "She's an agent of THE MAN."(ominous music starts.) "What?" "You know, THE MAN."(Ominous music starts again.) "What's THE MAN?"(O.M. yet again.) "The government." "Okay, I get it." Officer Jenny walked to Randy, Lisa, Cyrus and Trunks. "Okay, Now to fingerprint you guys." said Officer Jenny. Suddenly, a purple cloud flew into her, and her eyes started glowing. "I am Kami. I have been summoned by thje ninja Piccolo to assist you." she said. "What are you?" Lisa asked. "I am a Gastly. I have been summoned by your friend to get you out of here." "What about the records?" "I shall erase them. Now leave." "Okay." They ran out of the station, where they met Piccolo. "Hey, Piccolo! Thanks for getting us out of there!" said Randy. "It wasn't a problem." Suddenly, Kami appeared. "You shall repay me later." he said. RoboNarrator 10,000: And so, Kami possesed Officer Jenny and let them escape the jail. Now, they go onward to Celadon City, hopefully. Next Episode: Samurai Pokecats What do you think about Doom returning? _______________________________________________________________________________ Life's but a waking shadow, a poor player. -Zenigame, who watches too much TV