From: Tech Weaver (and the Funky Bunch) <prestidigimon@my-deja.com> Subject: Re: [PW] Carni-mayhem! (part 3) Date: Tuesday, November 30, 1999 1:50 PM I was walking down the street when <7165-38416D45-16@storefull-281.iap.bryant.webtv.net>, xX-Zer0-Xx@webtv.net ([ joe the um...something ]) came up to me and said: > "Girlie legs?" Ema said. "Too bad girls have better legs...and chests at > that." > > "GEODUDOO--" Geodudoo was soon cut off by Shiriken beating the crap out > of it. Smasher walked off and came back with a botlle and shoved > Geodudoo in it. > > "I wonder if we can sell him.." Smasher asked. > > "GEO--" Smasher tossed the bottle away because he couldnt stand hearing > that damn thing. > > "I'll come with ya Smasher, I have nothing better to do...except > Morgan..." Ema said, "But he'll turn up on our way, since he could be > any where, and you'll be going everywhere." > > "Cool." Smasher said. > > "Two things first, one, I have to change." Ema walked over to some > bushes and changed clothing, she came out rather gothish. She now had > her platoon boots and black fish-net stalkings and a glossed fur trimmed > mini skirt with a top that showed her belly. > > "Next we have to decide, Brock is in Pewter, and I'm not sure on hwat > badge(s) youhave." Ema said. > > "Your gothy." Smasher commented. > > "Yea...sorry?" Ema said. > "Anyway," began Smasher, deciding that Ema in no way resembled his rival, Alan "Lasher" Sandstone, "I only have the Tornadobadge I won at the beginning of this thread." Smasher held up his hand, displaying the fingerless glove with a single badge on it.The two of them stood around awkwardly for a moment as I tried to decide what to have them do next. "Well, I can't think of anything," said Ema. "Whatever," added Smasher. "Let's just get going. Shuriken?" Upon hearing its name, the Staryu hopped up and ran over to Smasher and Ema. All ready knowing that they would be Teleporting back to Viridian City since the previous post, Shuriken had spent the past few moments to figure out how to best Teleport two trainers at one time. It looked to the two of them up and down a moment, then brought its two arm-located arms together. A moment passed. "I think he's telling us to hold hands," suggested Smasher. Shuriken "nodded." "Oh," said Ema. She put her hand into Smasher's gloved hand. Shuriken scampered up Smasher's back and down his arm to where the two held hands. It wrapped itself tighly around their hands. "This isn't gonna..." Ema felt a sudden tingling sensation as a bright, white light washed over her. "...hurt, is it?" As soon as she finished the sentence, she found that she was already standing front of the Viridian City Pokemon Center still holding Smasher's hand. "Oh. Nevermind." Later that afternoon, Smasher, Ema and Shuriken found themselves treking through Viridian Forest. They walked along, stalking as quietly as possible as Cliff Diver the Clefairy snoozed away as he rested on Smasher's back pack. "Why are we stalking quietly through Viridian Forest again?" asked Ema. "I'm gonna need a Pikachu if I want to defeat Misty," explained Smasher. "One of the few places they can be found is Viridian Forest." "I thought you were going up against Brock next," said Ema, who was a bit confused. "I am," said Smasher. "But this is the last stop for Pokemon with an advantage over water before Cerulean City." "Oh," said Ema. Smasher was about to add something when a now awake Cliff Diver slapped a paw over his mouth. Once again quiet, they could all hear the sound of rustling in a nearby bush. Nearby, they saw a shaking bush. Every once in a while, a Pikachu would poke a head out of the bush before diving back in to attack something. "Pika!" called a Pikachu. "Chu-pi!" retalliated another Pika-voice. "I think a couple of Pikachu are fighting in that bush," said Ema. "Well, duh," said Smasher. "That should make them all the easier to catch." He pulled a Pokeball from his belt and tossed it into the bush. The rustling stopped and was replaced by the sound of a Pokemon attempting to escape from a Pokeball. It failed. "All-right!" announced Smasher. "I caught a Pikachu! WHOO-HOO!" Smasher and Shuriken did a back flip. Cliff merely gave a "V for victory" sign. "Let's take a look at it!" Smasher opened the Pokeball and the creature appeared in a flash of light. "Holy..!" exclaimed Ema. "What the fog!?" added Smasher. "Clefairy!" screamed Cliff. Shuriken flailed around with water drops and exclamation points flying about it. On the grass stood a Pikachu and another Pikachu. The two shared one waist, a tail, and a pair of hind legs. The Pikachus were siamese twins. "Looks like you caught yourself a Pika-Two!" joked Ema. Smasher and Shuriken collasped. "Pika-pika!" one twin scolded the other. "Pika-pika, pikachu!" the other yelled back. The two of them started fighting again. "This has really been my day for freaks," Smasher said under his breath. To be continued... -- Chet "Tech" Weaver Resistance is Futile. Fnord. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.