From: Zenigame325 <zenigame325@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Cell Game Date: Saturday, November 27, 1999 9:54 PM RoboNarrator 10,000: In the last episode, Randy and co. caught a Dratini, and gave a scientist a psyduck that he caught for a device that can make pokémon talk. Now, they are back in the Safari Zone, where Lisa just caught a Cubone. "Okay, Lisa. How many safari balls do we have left?" Randy asked. "Uh, about fifty." she replied. "Good." They then saw a baby pokémon. "What's that?" Cyrus asked. "It looks like a baby kangaskhan, but they usually don't leave the parent's pouch when they're this small." said Lisa. "Well,let's look for its mother." Randy said. Randy wrapped the kangaskhan in a baby blanket, and continued walking. "Where did you get that from?" Lisa asked. "Uh, I just keep it around for good luck." Randy replied. "Oh, I get it. Widdle Wandy has a blankie so he isn't ascared when his daddy's not awound." "Stop teasing." "I was just kidding, randy. I like men with a sensitive side." "GAAH!" Randy started to run. "Wait up, Randy!" Lisa shouted. While Lisa, Piccolo and Cyrus were running after Randy, the two pokemon were talking. "Why was Randy and Lisa arguing?" Cyrus asked. "Lisa likes to bother him." Piccolo said. "Why?" "I don't know, female humans are strange." After they caught up with Randy, they heard an explosion. KABOOM! "What was dat?" Cyrus asked. "Sounded like a bomb." Lisa said. When they got to the site of the explosion, they saw a 15- foot Kangaskhan being shot at with rocket launchers by two famuiliar faces. "YOU!" Piccolo shouted. "Who?" Lisa asked. "Those people! They're Team Rocket!" Randy exclaimed. "You know them?" "Yeah, they captured all of Piccolo's group when me and Cyrus saved them." "Wow." "Piccolo, get them!" "Hai!" he said. Piccolo threw a few electrified shuriken at them, mildly shocking the malevolent miscreants. "What wuzzat?" Chris asked. "Remember us?" Randy asked. "Oh, that's the kid that ruined the pikaninja operation." Amy said. "What's he doing here?" Chris asked. "We're gonna stop you, jerks!" Randy shouted. "Not a second time. " Amy and chris stood on a tall rock. "To infect the world with devastation." "To destroy all peoples not in our nation." "To denounce the evils of truth and love," "to conquer and enslave the stars above." "Amy!" "Chris!" "Team Rocket, Blast off to the speed of light!" "Surrender now, or you'll feel his bite." "Wartortle! War tor." "That was crappy." Lisa said. "Don't disrespect our motto!" they replied. "Go, Cubone!" "Sandshrew, go!" Randy pulled out his new Safari balls. "Go, Shenlong!" A dratini came out of the ball. "Go, Porunga!" This time, it was his Horsea. "Go, Magus!" <<What would you like?>> "That's Team Rocket. Beat the bejeezus out of them" <<okay.>> "Cyrus!" Randy said. "Huh?" "Remember them?" "Yup." "Beat them up." "Okay." "Oh boy! I wanna help, too!" Lisa said. "Then do it." Ramndy replied. "Ranma, Inu-Yasha, Shippo, Kuno! Go!" A ponyta, growlithe, vulpix and cubone appeared from Lisa's pokeballs. "Bwahahaha! Guys, combined attack!" Lisa said. "Piccolo, Pikatana! Cyrus, Payday! Porunga, Bubblebeam! Shenlong, wrap! Magus, psy-" <<Randy, I know what to do.>> "Okay. Trunks!" "Fetchy?" "Stay in my bookbag. I don't want you hurt." "Chy." As Randy and Lisa's pokémon seemed to gain an edge, Chris and Amy started firing rockets at them. "Hey! That ain't right!" Lisa said. "We never do the right thing, kid!" Amy replied. "Magus, catch the rockets with your telekinesis." Randy ordered. <<No problem.>> The Magus caught most of the rockets, but they hit Porunga, shippo and Ranma. <<Now, to give these back.>> The Magus redirected the rockets back at Team Rocket. "AAHH!" the rocket members screamed. They shot rockets at the Rockets, and they exploded in mid-air. "That was close." Amy said. "Now, we'll send the pressure sensitive rockets!" Chris said. When the Magus tried to redirect these rockets, they exploded and hit him. "Magus!" Randy screamed. "Bwahahahahahaha! Now, you don't stand a chance!" Amy boasted. The Rockets fired unitl the only pokémon left standing were Piccolo, Shenlong, Cyrus and Inu-Yasha. "Now, the fight's more even." Chris said. "Cyrus, come here." Randy said. "Huh?" "See that kangaskhan? give him this." Randy handed Cyrus a Max Revive. "Okay." Cyrus said. Cyrus ran to the downed kangaskhan and gave it the max revive. [the next two paragraphs are dubbed from PokeSpeech.] "Wha.. What happened?" The kangaskhan groaned. "Dose bad people with the big rocket thingies hurt you." Cyris said. "Grrrr.. I'll get them.... Where's my son?" "Is dat him?" "Yeah, what's that kid doing with him?" "Randy found him on the ground and was looking to give him back to you." "Okay, Now, I'll get those Rocket guys!" The kangaskhan started to dash to the Rockets. "Wait!" Cyrus yelled. "What now?" "What's your name?" "I'm Cell, and my son's Cell jr. What's your name?" "I'm Cyrus." "Okay, Cyrus, stand back. This ain't gonna be pretty." Cell started a Psychoranger Dash towards the Rockets and their pokemon, and Mega Punched them clear across the horizon. (Psychoranger dash™ Saban) "Not again!" The Rockets yelled. "So, who's the big guy, Cyrus?" Randy asked. "His name's Cell." Cyrus said. "Okay, Cell, this won't hurt a bit." Randy used the PokéTalking device on Crell. "What did you do?" Cell asked. "I made you able to speak in our language." Randy replied. "Oh. Thanks for getting my son for me." "You're welcome. Uh, here you go." "Come to daddy, junior!" "Uh, I thought that the ones who raised the kangaskhan babies were the mothers." Lisa said. "No, just because they have them most of the time, us men don't get any credit." "Oh." "What can I do for you for saving me and my son?" "Uh, will you come with us?" "Well, I guess, but I won't stay in those balls." "You won't have to. just press this button." Randy handed Cell a safari ball, and he pushed the button. Afterwards, Randy and co. left the Zone and headed to the pokemon center. He healed his pokemon, and left. "Okay, now to let Cell out, and finally get to Celadon." Randy said. "You have the compass this time, Randy." Lisa replied. "Okay." Randy let Cell out of the pokeball. "Hey! I said that I don't like those stupid things!" he yelled. "Cell, If you didn't get into it, then we wouldn't have been able to leave, because you're so big." "Okay, but don't try that crap again." RoboNarrator 10,000: As Randy and co. leave Fuschia, will they finally get to Celadon? Find out in the next episode! Next episode: Doom's Counterattack Does anyone read this? _______________________________________________________________________________ Waaah! Master Freeza! -Zenigame, who has been playing the silver ROM for two days straight. __ /o o \ _ _\_ - _/__ >|__ /_ |_ \__|< \_\./_/ | | | | // \ / \\