From: Chuck Einhorn <unicorns@mmtcnet.com> Subject: Re: [PW!] Pokeman vs. Brock! Date: Monday, November 01, 1999 7:23 PM Agent 0007 wrote: > > "So, how did you like Heck?" > > Pokeman stared blankly for a couple of minutes, "Uhh... it sucked? > Listen > um... I'm going to the Pewter Gym now. I'll let you come if you don't > throw me in > heck again." > > "Yeah sure, let's see what Brock did wrong," Phil laughed. > > Pokeman, Phil, and two girls walked out of the Pokemon Center and > headed > towards the Pewter Gym. Pokeman pushed open the doors and smashed Brock > in the > face. "AAAH! My face! No girl will like me now!!!!" > > Phil looked at Brock and said... "Thwap!" Which was, of course, immeditly followed by a mighty swing of his pitchspoon, and the appropriate sound. "Like they ever would in the first place, sissy boy!" Brock's mood lightens as he sees one of Phil's lady friends. "HimynameisBrockwhat'syournameareyoufreethisFridayanddoyouhaveaboyfriend?" "Listen, sonnyboy, Kelli here is mine. You want a piece, you earn a piece. I died, and started a revolution. You do the same, and we'll talk. Until then........" <Ding! Brock> "Brock, you can stuff it!" Phil reads further into Brock's info on Humédex. "Ack, that's it! No wonder you like rock types, buddy!" "...!" "That's what they all say. For the minor sin off being an in-closet pedophile, I DARN YOU TO HECK!" Brock evaporates before Pokeman's eyes and is gone. "NOW HOW WILL I GET MY BADGE?!?!" "Patience is a virtue, dumbass, now wait a while, He'll be back in.......15 minutes." <In Heck.....> "Huh? Where am....I?" Brock looked about at unfamiliar streets. Everything was quiet, deserted.......and then the rumbling starts. Loud, thunderous, frightening, APPROACHING rumbling! A cloud of smoke appears on the horizon..... and a huge, raging pile of girls appears! Yes! Oh, wait, they aren't girls, they're...... teenyboppers! "NNNOOOOO!!!" Brock scrambles to his feet and runs from the approaching mass, and runs by a window to see that he looks like..... Bryan from N'SYNC! Egads! Brock's run from the rabid teenyboppers becomes a frenzy as the girls chase after him chanting Bryan's name. Then it dawns on him. For the first time in his life, he is RUNNIG AWAY from women....and for a good reason. "No, God, please, I'll never bother women again, I swear, please let me go, please!" Brock opens his eyes, erm, slightly unsquints his eyes back in his old familiar gym, Pokeman and Phil standing in front of him. "My job is done, I hope you have learned your lesson. I'll be leaving now, this prick here is really boring!" Phil exits the gym, a smile on his face and darning on his mind. Catch ya later! Ethan Einhorn