From: RobfromVoid <RobfromVoid@prodigy.net> Subject: [PW!] Sabrina: The Teenage *Censored* Date: Friday, November 12, 1999 9:08 PM Time Lady wrote: >"Yeah.... that was just.... weird...." answered Sarah Jane. Shields, Svengali, Sigfreid, >and Jon's Alakazam were sitting on the grass trying to gather their strength. She held >our their Pokeballs and retrieved the Psychic Pokemon. "I won't be able to go back to >Cinnabar until they've had a chance to recuperate," she said. Robert and Rilli helped her >inside, where Sarah Jane gave over her Pokeballs to Nurse Joy. "I'm going to send the >others a message, let Cuddles and Spunky out, then rest for a while before trying to go >back to Cinnabar," she told her friends.. "Good luck at the gym," she told Robert. Robert smiles at Sarah Jane and winks, "Thanks for all your help! If you ever need something..." Robert casually glances downward, then back up at Sarah Jane, "...just let me know next time we meet! I'll be glad to oblige! Good bye..." Mithril-rama plucks the carrier holding Sarah Jane's baby Aerodactyl off her neck, carefully so as to not wake up Pteryx, lest she bite off one of her fingers, and places it around Sarah Jane's neck, "Thank you. Feel better soon! See you later..." Robert holds Mithril-rama's hand and skips away from the Saffron City Pokemon Center just as a strange looking teen with a Sandshrew and a Meowth is loafing about, eyeing Sarah Jane. While Robert and Rilli skip past him, Robert decides to sing a song, despite the fact he's tone-deaf, "Weeee're off to see Sabrina, the wonderful psychic of Oz..." "Oz?" Mithril-rama chuckles, "What a silly name..." The mysterious teen and his two Pokemon both fall over at this, but Robert and Rilli don't notice this, since they both have Sabrina on their mind. Rilli asks, "What do you plan on using?" "Haunter, of course!" Robert smiles as he taps the first Pokeball on his belt, "Ghost Pokemon have an advantage over Psychic Pokemon!" Mithril-rama shakes her head, "But Ghost Pokemon are also part Poison and Poison is weak against Psychic... I really think you should use Slowbro. Since he's part Psychic, Psychic attacks don't hurt him as much as other Pokemon..." Robert makes a face that displays doubt at his girlfriend, "I usually do whatever you say, but I think Haunter really has a good chance to win, so I'm going to stick with him. I was right about Snorlax, wasn't I? I'll have Slowbro as back-up." After about forty-five minutes of being lost in Saffron City, Robert and Rilli stand before two large Gyms. One is the official Saffron City Psychic Gym and the other is the Fighting Dojo. Robert sees that the Fighting Dojo is getting packed full of people, and he wonders why for a moment before realizing that it doesn't matter now, "I'm going to earn a Marsh Badge!" Robert is overflowing with joy and enthusiasm despite the fact that it's only eight AM, a time when he can usually be mistaken for the living dead. He runs into the Saffron City Gym, tugging Rilli along as he goes! A spiky haired psychic in a lab coat stops Robert, "Where do you think you're going, Robert?" "How did you know my...?" Robert starts pulling hair from his head, "Argh! I'll never get used to being around psychics! But wait... if you're really psychic, why don't you know where I'm going? It's the only thing on my mind right now!" The psychic looks perplexed, "You're going into your girlfriend's...?" Robert slams his hand on the psychic's mouth before he can finish the thought, but the psychic easily knocks Robert away with his mind, "Of course I know you want to challenge Sabrina, Robert. The question was rhetorical. What I meant to say is that there's no chance you'll win. In fact, I foresee not only your failure, I also foresee that you and your girlfriend are going to... Well, I'll let you be surprised." Mithril-rama blushes. She's sure the psychic is wrong. She wouldn't do anything too perverted with Robert... yet... Robert narrows his eyes at the psychic, "You're wrong about me losing! Though I'd like to think you're not wrong about your second prediction..." Robert smiles at Rilli and raises both of his eyebrows. When he looks back at the spiky haired psychic in the lab coat, his expression becomes serious again, "Where is Sabrina? I wish to earn a Marsh Badge!" The psychic points towards double doors. Robert stomps away from the psychic without saying farewell, angry that the man told him that he wasn't going to win. Mithril-rama follows Robert up to the double doors and helps him open them... Across from a large Pokemon arena, on a giant throne, sits the mysterious Gym Leader known as Sabrina. Her legs are crossed, her dull green hair is let down, but her purple eyes don't show any joy, "Welcome, Robert. There's no need to challenge me, since I've already read your simple, repetitive mind. I accept your challenge. One on one, an all out match." "Get out of my head, Sabrina!" Robert declares while stepping up to his place, "Let's make this a fair fight! Don't use psychic powers during the entire match! " Mithril-rama stands right next to Robert to cheer him on, and to be ready in case she has to save his life yet again like she did in the battle against Blaine in the Volcano. Sabrina floats off her throne and sets foot right on the line exactly where she's supposed to, "When one has as much psychic power as I do, the concept of not using the power is absurd. I might as well ask you to not breathe during the entire match. Which, now that I think about it, is not a bad idea." Sabrina grins and Robert feels something strangling him. Sabrina tilts her head to the side in mild amusement, then releases her mental hold on Robert, "But that's not as fun as watching my Alakazam defeat your Haunter. You have your chance to leave now and spare your Ghost the humiliation." "I'm not leaving! And if you think that backwards reverse psychology works on me, you're wrong!" Robert laughs while placing his hands on his hips, "You're telling me that Haunter is going to lose since you know he's going to win, so that I choose a different Pokemon, which will most certainly lose. Ah-ha! I'm too clever for your silly mind games, Sabrina!" Sabrina smiles. Ever since she first smiled when Ash Ketchum's Haunter made her laugh, most of her smiles have been sinister ones. This is one such smile, "Alakazam, go." A Pokeball floats out of Sabrina's hands and onto the arena. When it snaps open, a large mustachioed yellow Psychic creature emerges, clutching its two bent spoons, "Ala-ka-zam!!!" "In that case... or any other case since I know he's going to win... I choose you, Haunter!" Robert grabs the first Pokeball on his belt, which is also the first Pokeball he ever used, and throws it into the arena. A silly purple Ghost Pokemon emerges and his grin goes wide when he sees Alakazam, "HAUNT! Haunter Haunter Haw Haunt Haunter!" "You've been waiting for this moment?" Robert asks out loud while translating, "Of course you have! You never finished your battle with Sabrina's Alakazam when I came here on the first day of my Pokemon Journey, and now's your chance!" "Haunter!" Robert's Haunter nods, while awaiting a command from his trainer. Robert thinks fast, but all of his quick thoughts are read by Sabrina, along with the worried thoughts of Mithril-rama. Robert shouts, "Haunter, use Hypnosis!" "Alakazam, Psychic." Sabrina commands without any apparent enthusiasm in her voice, as is usual for her. Due to Alakazam's speed advantage over Haunter, it sends out a psychedelic Psychic attack which takes the form of a fireball that sparkles and glows indifferent colors of the rainbow before the poor Ghost Pokemon can raise a single disembodied hand to begin his Hypnosis move. The Psychic blast hits Haunter... hard. Haunter falls to the floor in pain, "Haau..." Robert falls to his knees in sympathy pain for his Ghost Pokemon, "Hang in there! You may not have the time to put it to sleep using Hypnosis, but you can at least confuse it into hitting itself with its spoons like last time! Use Confuse Ray!" Haunter raises one finger and floats up, wobbling, "Haunt... er..." A ray of darkness which originates from that same finger descends upon Sabrina's Alakazam, confusing the Psychic Pokemon. Sabrina smirks, "Is that all? Alakazam, Psywave." Sabrina's Alakazam raises one of its spoons towards Haunter, but instead of using the attack Sabrina ordered it to, it drops his spoon onto its foot. Though this wouldn't hurt most Pokemon or even people, Alakazam suffers from a low defense system, and starts hopping around in pain... Robert can't withhold his laughter, "Ahh ha ha ha ha ha! Haunter, Night Shade!" Unfortunately for Robert, Haunter also finds Alakazam's hopping around rather comical, "HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW...." Haunter takes a deep breath, pauses, and continues, "...HAW HAW HAW HAUNTER!!!" Robert clenches his fists and shouts out to his easily distracted Pokemon, "I said use Night Shade!" Robert's Haunter hears the command this time and places his hands together. He floats up next to the Alakazam and engulfs the Psychic Pokemon in darkness. "Very good, Robert. You've weakened my Alakazam considerably." Sabrina blinks while saying, "Alakazam, Recover." In the blink of an eye, Sabrina's Alakazam is back to full health. Even its spoons aren't bent, "Alakazam! Ka-zam!" Robert's jaw drops, "Recover?! Recover?! That's the cheapest... piece of... how the... Haunter, Night Shade again!" "Alakazam, Psybeam." Sabrina orders. Though her command comes after Robert's, Alakazam's mind is much quicker than Haunter's, and it is able to raise one spoon, aim it at Haunter, and unleash a beam of pure psychic power! Robert's now confused Haunter struggles to stay floating. Due to his confusion, Haunter's hands turn around so that they face his head, and they slap him around continually! Haunter hits himself so much that he floats to the floor and faints on the spot. Robert, who is on his knees, falls to the floor completely. In utter shame, with tears in his eyes, he recalls his fainted Haunter into his Pokeball, "How could Haunter lose? I was so sure that he would win..." "That was not an entertaining battle. I am not amused." Sabrina frowns and aims her hand at Robert, "Watching you die a slow and painful death will be more fun that that boring match." Sabrina curls her long fingers towards the palm of her hand and at the same time, Robert feels those fingers around his neck, though they aren't really there. Mithril-rama shakes Robert, trying to break Sabrina's hold on him. While she does this, she shouts, "Why are you doing this, Sabrina? I heard stories that you were good ever since Ash Ketchum made you laugh! Why are you doing this?!" "Old habits die hard." Sabrina's eyes gleam with a hint of insanity, "Unfortunately for Robert, humans do not." Mithril-rama speaks for Robert since her boyfriend can't breathe, less speak, "Please let him go! This isn't fun at all!" "You're wr..." Sabrina blinks, "Actually, you're... right." Sabrina flicks her hand open, sending Robert crashing onto the back wall, "There *are* more fun ways to deal with him. Hmm. Do you enjoy speaking for your boyfriend?" Mithril-rama is afraid to answer, thinking that Sabrina might make her lose her voice or something horrible like that. Sabrina shakes her head as a result of reading Rilli's mind, "You will not lose your voice unless you do not answer." "Sometimes I have to speak for Robert..." Mithril-rama feels that there is no reason to lie, since Sabrina can read her thoughts anyway, "Sometimes he doesn't know what to say, so I say it for him... especially when he can't breathe!" Sabrina places her hand on her chin, "Very well. You will both be teleported outside." Sabrina raises both of her arms and points at Robert and Rilli. She then proceeds to cross her arms, and they both disappear in a flash of blinding light. Darkness. "What happened?" "She didn't kill me, did she?" "My voice sounds a little weird..." Mithril-rama opens her eyes and is relieved to see the clouds in the blue sky. She is laying down on her back, her arms and legs outstretched. She is so relieved that she wasn't killed by Sabrina that she feels that she can stay in this position forever. Then she remembers that she has to check if Mithril-rama is okay too, "Rilli, where are..?" Mithril-rama clears her throat. She notices that there's something very wrong with her voice... it's much more feminine than usual, "Is this Sabrina's cruel joke? Making my voice higher? Wait! Did she take my six Badges?" Rilli places her hand over her heart and feels something lumpy there. Something that wasn't there before, "Sabrina gave me breasts?!" Rilli sits up and looks down at her pink shirt, blue jeans, and small white sneakers, "I'm Rilli?! What the heck?!" Mithril-rama can't believe this. She looks around and sees Robert sprawled on the ground next to her, "This is too freaky..." She crawls over towards Robert and tries to wake him up, "Wake up! Wake up! Please wake up!" Robert wakes up to find himself in an out of body experience. Either that, or he has a twin he never heard about, "Who are you?! You're that perverted Ditto aren't you?" Robert finds that his voice is deeper than usual, and all of a sudden he has a sensation he's never felt before... something is moving in his pants. Robert sits up and looks down at his black shirt with six Badges pinned on it, dark blue jeans, and black sneakers, "Um. Why am I Robert? I'm supposed to be Rilli!" "That's funny..." Mithril-rama looks at Robert in the face, "Because I'm Rilli and I'm supposed to be Robert!" Mithril-rama and Robert both scream at the same time! Mithril-rama stands up and makes a dash for the doors of the Saffron City Gym, but finds them closed. A small note is on the door which reads, "Come back tomorrow." Mithril-rama's eyes widen and she starts banging on the doors in a fit of rage, "Sabrina! What is the meaning of this?!" Robert's nature tells him to explain what is going on, though it's rather obvious, "Robert, Sabrina swapped our minds. Now you're in my body and I'm in your body... and I'm just hoping that there's a way to fix this..." "Why did she do this to us?!" Mithril-rama whines out loud, "Why, Rilli?! WHY?! I mean, it's not that I don't find your body to be great, I think it's wonderful, but I like seeing it from the outside! What are we going to do?!" Robert tries to get up, but finds it difficult. He's used to only lifting up a small body mass. When he finally stands up, he starts doing a nervous little dance and says, "I don't know what we're going to do... but I have to go to the bathroom..." Mithril-rama shakes her head, "Oh, no you don't! I don't want you seeing my... you know..." She reaches into her purse and pulls out a small empty water bottle. "Close your eyes." When Robert closes his eyes, Rilli pulls down Robert's zipper, forces the bottle in through the hole, and sticks her small hand into Robert's pants. After reaching around for a moment, and after Robert relieves himself, Rilli throws the bottle full of yellow liquid into the nearby bushes, "There." Robert giggles, "Are we never going to take baths again, Robert? I'm going to have to see you naked eventually..." "No you won't! Not until we're properly married!" Mithril-rama huffs, placing her hands on her hips. Robert chuckles while reaching behind his back, "Is that a proposal?" Mithril-rama frowns and crosses her arms, wondering how Mithril-rama is taking this so lightly, "We're going to get Sabrina to fix this tomorrow morning. Until then, we'll just have to try to cope with our situation and figure out a way to trick Sabrina into changing us back... I doubt she'll be doing it willingly. I still have to earn my Marsh Badge, and I'm going to do it no matter what body I'm in!" Mithril-rama takes Robert's six Badges off his shirt and puts it on hers. Robert looks at his wristwatch, "What are we going to do for the next twelve hours or so?" "Go sightseeing?" Mithril-rama glances over towards the Fighting Dojo, "Something seems to be going on there... We could check that out. I see people are in formal wear, so I should really change into something more fitting..." Rilli starts walking towards a nearby outhouse provided for the activity in the Fighting Dojo, holding tightly onto her purse. Robert runs up to her and places his large hand on her dainty shoulder, overpowering her, something he's never been able to do before since his body used to be so small, "Hold it! Why is it that I can't see you naked but you can see me naked? That's just not fair, Robert. If you get to change and see me naked, I also should be able to change into something nice..." Mithril-rama waves her hand in dismissal, "That's because I'm not going to see you naked. I'm only changing your clothes, not your underwear. Also, you're a guy now... you're not supposed to be concerned with your appearance." "But how can I be sure you won't take off my bra?!" Robert asks rather loudly! Some guests walking into the Fighting Dojo hear this, sweatdrop, and walk faster towards the entrance. Robert continues unaware of the stares coming from the crowd, "Let's both go into the outhouse together and change each other. That way, we'll be sure that neither of us see anything that we shouldn't. I'm sure you need my fashion sense to help you out. Besides, I don't want you to take my body into such a formal event wearing really tacky clothing." Mithril-rama's mouth widens in disbelief, "I have an excellent sense of fashion!" "Maybe you have a sense of fashion for guy's clothing..." Robert shouts, the testosterone he's never experienced before altering his usually calm mood. He proceeds to shout, "But you don't know anything about women's clothing! I do! Who here has been wearing women's clothing for almost fifteen years of her life? Not you! I'll tell you who! MEEE!!!" The Figure who has just outrun Gads Trisan stops in his tracks. He's heard many weird things during his life as a psychic, but this one has to be one of the weirdest. Shadowy sweatdrops appear all over his nondescript face. His sweatdrops become larger when the small teenage girl grabs the older teenage boy's hand and leads him into an outhouse... -Robert