From: NewHaights... Man of Mystery
Subject: Re: [PW!] Sabrina: The Teenage *Censored*
Date: Saturday, November 13, 1999 2:58 PM
>"Maybe you have a sense of fashion for guy's clothing..." Robert shouts,
>the testosterone he's never experienced before altering his usually calm
>mood. He proceeds to shout, "But you don't know anything about women's
>clothing! I do! Who here has been wearing women's clothing for almost
>fifteen years of her life? Not you! I'll tell you who! MEEE!!!"
>The Figure who has just outrun Gads Trisan stops in his tracks. He's
>heard many weird things during his life as a psychic, but this one has to
>be one of the weirdest. Shadowy sweatdrops appear all over his
>nondescript face. His sweatdrops become larger when the small teenage
>girl grabs the older teenage boy's hand and leads him into an outhouse...
A few minutes earlier...
Andrew, Mara and the Seven Shorts Kids stood nearby the reception.
"One mens', seven childrens'. Check. Dress?"
"One misses'. Check. Kids?"
In unison: "Check."
"Bags AND balls...wait a minute, who put the riceballs in here?" The Shorts
Kid leader giggled. "You know we're not going to be needing these..."
"Ok. We can put the hats and ties on now..." Andrew says as he gets out the
miniature top hats and black ties they bought for the occasion.
**Ten minutes later...**
It was, to some, an unbearably cute scene. A Growlithe, Bulbasaur, Rattata and
Mankey, all in formal dress...well, as formally dressed as one can _get_ a
Pokémon to be.
Anyone who thought this looked cute would probably think different if they
looked at the other two characters in this scene: A teenage boy and girl,
slightly scraped up, hair and clothing slightly out of alignment, as if they
had just emerged from a nasty fight. Which, especially considering the
furriest member of the scene, wasn't entirely false. "I don't know how Gads
can stand that Mankey..." Andrew sighed. Mankey chuckled under his breath.
"Eh, I guess they just kinda grew on one another after a while. That, and I
don't believe Monk-chan has ever had the...privilege...of being dressed up."
"All I can say is, I'm glad we didn't get a full tux for him . . . Now I guess
we find empty outhouses and change."
**15 minutes later**
...and the scene just got a little bit cuter. Andrew, Mara, the seven Shorts
Kids and the four Pokémon, all walking towards the wedding reception, when...
>"But how can I be sure you won't take off my bra?!" Robert asks rather
If sweatdrops were pure water, that remark's effect on those thirteen guests
could have watered Erika's gym ten times over...
NewHaights: Pokemaniac and Boy from the Dwarf.
"Holly, the thought occurs that we haven't actually reached Earth. The further
thought occurs that we haven't actually budged a smegging inch." -Rimmer
"She can violate my rights if..." -Brock