From: RobfromVoid
Subject: Re: [PW!] Sabrina: The Teenage *Censored*
Date: Saturday, November 20, 1999 2:33 PM
LordLocke wrote:
>"Well, for starters, we'd better keep an eye on him." Rilli pointed at
Gads,
>who was nearly out of sight.
>"Then what?" Robert and Rilli started walking quickly after Gads.
>"I dunno... I guess we'll have to think of something..."
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" Mithril-rama exclaims, while rapidly walking
alongside Robert, starting to limp. Before Rilli and Robert can reach
Gads, who is floating towards the Fighting Dojo, Rilli stops and sits on
the ground. She starts to rubs the scratched up dirty soles of her feet,
"I never thought there would be so many little rocks out here! I can't
walk like this, Rilli..."
"What am I supposed to do?" Robert shrugs, "It's not like I'm strong
enough to carry... Hold on! That's right, I'm in your body, and you're
strong enough to carry my body! Right?" Robert places his hand on his
arm and squeezes, "Hmm. It's not hard..."
Mithril-rama's eyes widen, "It had *better* not be hard, Rilli! That
would have to mean that... Oh wait, you mean the muscle?" Rilli pauses
for a moment, then flails, "...the muscle in my arm! That's what you
mean, right?" When Robert makes a face and nods, Mithril-rama continues,
"That's just because there is one thin layer of fat over many layers of
raw muscle! Yeah, that's it!"
"I hope you're right." Robert bends down and wraps one arm around
Rilli's back and the other under her knees. He lifts her off the ground,
surprised to find that Rilli's body is so light and Robert's body is so
strong. He continues walking after Gads, who has almost reached the
Fighting Dojo, struggling to keep his balance while carrying his own
former body. While chasing after Gads, Robert continues whispering,
"Lift with your legs, not with your back..."
Mithril-rama isn't helping Robert keep his balance since she is
expressing joy by flailing her arms and kicking around, "Woooo! This is
so cool! I haven't been carried like this since I was ten, ever since
everyone started fearing that they'd get a hernia carrying me when I
gained a few pounds. This little body has so many perks! I wonder why
women complain so much..."
Robert struggles to not fall over and mutters, "Have you ever heard of a
thing called 'that time of the month'? I'm due soon."
"AHHHH!" Mithril-rama shrieks, then starts speaking rapidly, "We have to
go to Sabrina's Gym first thing in the morning tomorrow so she'll change
us back right away! I just can't risk..." Rilli pauses, fearing that if
she phrases her statement incorrectly, her girlfriend wouldn't want to
switch back immediately, "...you feeling the ravages of masculinity!
It's pretty bad!"
Robert shows disbelief in his countenance, "And what ravages are those,
Robert?"
"Have you ever heard of a thing called..." Robert tries to find
something about being a guy that he doesn't like, but comes up short (No
pun intended! :-P), "...hey, look, Gads is right there!" She shouts,
"Hey, Gads! We found this journal. Is it yours?" Rilli, still being held
in Robert's arms, holds Gads' Journal up towards him with a seemingly
innocent smile.
"Where did you find this?" Gads asks while snatching the private book
away from Rilli, "Did you read what was inside?!"
Mithril-rama, who is opposed to lying, looks up at Robert for help. She
knows that if she tells the truth, then she might put herself and her
girlfriend in trouble with Gads, "Where was it that we found it, again?"
Robert pauses to come up with something, "We found it at the cemetery,
but we didn't read... um, that is to say we don't..." Before Robert can
finish his sentence, the noise of a watch beeping is heard, "Oh! Would
you look at the time? We have to run! We wouldn't want to be late to the
Wedding!" Robert runs ahead as best he can while holding Rilli. When he
finally reaches the doors of the Dojo, he sets Rilli down, who hisses in
pain when her hurt feet touch the wooden floor.
While Robert takes off his shoes, Mithril-rama heads inside and finds a
chair to sit down on. She sits with her legs spread wide open. When
Robert walks inside in black socks, he sees the way Rilli is sitting,
and is relieved that he put her in a dress that goes all the way down to
her calves. Robert races up to her and shows her the right way to sit,
"Knees together, Robert!" When he's satisfied, he sits down next to her
and crosses his own legs like a woman. The moment he does, he grunts,
"OW!"
Mithril-rama giggles, "I see you just found out *why* I sit with my legs
apart..."
While recovering from searing pain in his groin, Robert groans, "Just
remember that you'll feel this when we get switched back..."
"Uh oh." Mithril-rama feels sympathy pains. She looks around the area,
wondering when the Wedding is going to begin. She sees a young girl
surrounded by eight men, one of which is older and very average looking,
whatever average looking means. She giggles when she sees a Mankey in a
top hat and a bow tie at the refreshment table, "Look at that! How
kawaiii!"
"Kawaii?" Robert raises an eyebrow, "Since when do you say kawaii?"
Mithril-rama thinks about it for a moment, then shrugs, "It's just the
estrogen..." She smirks, realizing that she can be as out of character
as she wants in Rilli's body, then blame the strange behavior on female
hormones, "That's all it is..."
-Mithril-Robert