From: Zenigame325 <zenigame325@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Samurai Pokecats Date: Wednesday, November 17, 1999 6:32 PM RoboNarrator 10,000: In the last episode, Randy and co. got arrested, but were saved by a gastly that posessed Officer Jenny. Let's see what's happening now. "So, where are we now?" asked Randy. "Halfway to Celadon."Lisa responded. "Oh." A few hours later.. "Are we dere yet?" Cyrus asked. "No, Cyrus." Lisa said. "What's that?" Piccolo asked. A man dressed in a kimono and wielding a katana was walking toward them. "Konnichiwa!" he greeted them. "Uh.. Hi." said Randy. "I am Hiroki. I challenge you to a pokemon battle." "I accept." "Go, Magus!" "Bad choice, gaijin! Go! Genga!" A gengar appeared from Hiroki's ball. "You're the one who made a mistake!" Randy taunted. <<I agree.>> the Magus said. "Mind your own business! Genga, Night Shade!" commanded Hiroki. "Magus! Psybeam!" Genga used Night shade, which wasn't very helpful, because he fainted when hit with the Magus's beam. "No! Genga! How could you lose?" "Even though it's a ghost, Gengar's half poison, so psychics're good against it." "I won't make that mistake again. Kamonegi! Go!" "Farfetch'd!" it said. "Magus! Return! Go, Piccolo!" The images of six Piccolos flew out of the bushes, and converged into the real deal. "The great Piccolo-sama makes his entrance!" Lisa announced. "Thank you, Lisa." "Kamonegi! Slash!" "Piccolo! Slash!" Piccolo's katana and Kamonegi's leek clashed, and Piccolo's katana cut the leek in half. "Fetch far!" "Electrokunai!" shouted Piccolo. Piccolo pulled out two kunai, charged them with electricity, and slashed at Kamonegi, knocking him out. "No! I have chosen the wrong pokemon again! Go, Nyase!" said Hiroki. "Go, Cyrus!" said Randy. A Meowth in samurai armor appeared out of Hiroki's popkeball. "Nyase! Arbocutter!" Hiroki ordered. "What?" asked Randy. "Nyase's katana was made from the fang of an ancient Arbok." Hiroki explained. "Okay, Cyrus, pay day!" Cyrus threw a few quarters at Nyase, but he deflected with his sword, and slashed at him. "Nyaah!" Cyrus shouted. "Ha! Nyase is my second strongest pokemon!" Hiroki boasted. "I not feeling so good.." Cyrus's head was spinning. "He's been poisoned!" said Randy. "Whoa......" "Hang in there, Cyrus!" "Okay, I'll try." "Cyrus! Spark attack!" "Nyase! Slash!" Cyrus dodged the arbocutter, picked up two rocks, and smacked them togethetr. This produced a spark, which set Nyase's armor ablaze. "NYAAAAH!!" Nyase screamed. "Go, Zenuigame. Water gun." said Hiroki. Yaaaay! The first squirtle apprarance! "Zeni zeni." he said. Zenigame shot water at Nyase, extinguishing his armor. "You beat Nyase, but you won't touch the great Zenigame! Hydro Pump!" said Hiroki. Zenigame shot a huge blast of water at Cyrus, knocking him out. "Cyrus!" Randy shouted. Kami appeared. "Need some help?" he asked. "Okay, kami." said Randy. "Now for Kami-sama's 1-2 combo..." Waves of energy came from Kami's eyes, and put Zenigame to sleep. "Hypnosis...." Kami made a glass of warm water and put Zenigame's hand on it. "And humiliation!" Zenigame peed on himself, and woke up. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Kami laughed hysterically. Zenigame was so embarrased that he fainted. "No! That was dirty!" said Hiroki. "All's fair with me!!" Kami said. "You jerk!" "Call me what you like." "Well, since you beat me, I give you my katana." "Uh... Don't you need this?" "No, it's yours, as a gift for beating me." The Magus teleported from his pokeball. <<He just gave it to you in order to prevent himself from committing seppuku.>> he said. A few hours later... "Are we there yet?" Cyrus asked. "No, Cyrus." said Lisa. RoboNarrator 10,000: So, Kami came to Randy's aid again, and caused the embarrassing defeat of Hiroki. What will he do next? Find out in he newxt episode! Next episode: Is it Celadon? Did anyone read this? ________________________________________________________________________ Ceatures of darkness, dig it! -Zenigame, lord of the netherworld