From: Simon Locke
Subject: Re: [PW!] Uh...
Date: Monday, November 01, 1999 12:06 PM
> "Well......if I can't aim it at the syringe throwing maniac.....
>or at
>the Rocket......" Dernam pointed it at a pan. "Maybe I'll just cover
>the cookware. Happy?"
>
>Sorry it's so short, I'm outta ideas!
Suddenly a cloud of debris exploded from the floor, causing a storm of dust to
invade the people's eyes. Simon had Lauras sunglasses on which provided
mediocre protection. The word FILTERING flashed in green text on the
sunglasses, and soon Simon was able to see through the dust. Nurse Joy had
been protecting some of the minors, as the gun toter was momentarily
distracted. Simon tried to breathe a momentary sigh of relief but he dared not
open his mouth. He stayed low, to avoid being seen when his foot got caught on
something.
"Sando Slash." Barked a familliar Sandslash.
"Spike! Awesome, your deversion couldn't have been at a more perfect time.
C'mon, help me find my body and let's get out of here."
The two crawled pass some panicy trainers, and back into the back room. Simons
body layed limp against the wall, next to some crushed debris. Assuming that
some rocks from Spike's earthquake knocked Simon's body out, he prodded and
poked at himself.
"Unconscious, allright..." Simon said. A nearby Chansey was about to
administer her egg to Simon's body, but Simon told it no. "Sorry Chansey, I
need this body to be inactive just a little bit longer." The horny chansey
looked confuse, with her egg in hand.
Spike lifted Simon's body on to his back, ever so careful that his Spikes
didn't prick the body, and they started to walk out. Some of the debris had
cleared with the nervous fanning of Nurse Joy. They walked out of the double
doors into the sunlight. Outside, a beautiful meadow with Mt. Moon standing
incredibly in the backround. Most of the trainers had come outside, only to
collect around Coshari.
"Wow..." A trainer stared in awe as Coshari's magnificent beauty radiated to
the trainers around her. Her maxed out level 100 hundred body all coiled up,
with gawking trainers looking at her. Simon sensed Coshari was digging the
attention. Afterall, she was unusually large, 70 feet long, 10 feet thick.
And her hood was largely impressive.
"CHARRRRR BOK!" She bellowed. Simon smiled, as he smiled anytime when he saw
a happy Pokemon. Spike layed Simon's body on the ground, and layed next to it,
basking in the sunlight. Up ahead, the silent sound of an ATR chopper
descended. The barely audible blades finally caught Simon's ear, when it
touched down. The black and white chopper was a new model Simon had never seen
before......... it was quiet. On the side of the chopper besides the gleaming
black metal were the white tri-lettre logo of ATR, designed by a Yoda, if Simon
could remember correctly.
"Bad, ass....." Simon whispered. Two agents climbed out, one of them
motioning to Simon.
"Miss Dark!" One of the agents yelled. Simon ran up to the Chopper as did
Spike carrying Simon's body. "Wow, you've found Simon's body? Thank Goddish."
"Uhh, yep I sure did. Heh..." Simon said unknowing of how to respond. Spike
jumped in, as they loaded his unconscious body into the chopper. "He got
knocked in the head, he'll be needing medical attention."
Down below, Coshari raced up to the chopper, with many trainers following. The
ATR held up a custom pokeball and in zapped the giant Arbok. "We must be going
now, Miss Dark."
"Ok...." Simon got in, still looking at the trainers who ran up to the
chopper. They looked young, eager and full of life. Completely innocent, and
untainted with the filth of the world... In someways he felt responsible for
defileing them. In other ways, he felt he must take the responsibility, to
keep them from being trainted... The Chopper took off and the trainers below
looked like ants. All of them jumping up and down with excitement... "Goodbye
ATRs...."
"Uhh mam, we're heading to Old Man Andrews now, as you requested."
Simon just sat back in comfort, Spike curled up in the isle, and Simons Body
layed flat on one of the seats. In the back cargo bunk, 15 cargo crates
labeled, "Property of the Pokemon League. TMs Include: 3, 6, 14, 15, 25, 26,
27, 29, 43, 47." No doubt some really powerful TMs. Feeling assured and
better than Team Rocket didn't get to use these TMs, Simon closed his eyes and
rested. Steak, the ATR in the cock pit proceeded on the mission and flew to
Old Man Andrews.
TBC
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