From: Jose L. Solano <jsolano199@aol.comlink> Subject: [PW!] WHY WONT YOU GO AWAY?! Date: Tuesday, November 09, 1999 9:00 PM (Rumble. Huh? POW! Ow! Uh... *drop* and that sums it up!) "Retwin, what do you think you're doing?" said a familiar high and raspy voice. "Huh? Who's there?" Trent thought. "It's your master. I'm speaking to you telepathetically." "Oh. What do you want?" "I want to know why you haven't destroyed anything!" "What are you talking about?" Akumachu sighed. "I sent you here to cause chaos and reak havoc! Why haven't you done anything?!" "I WOULD be going around wrecking shit if you hadn't given me this body!" "What difference does it make?" "Well, some girl kept chasing me, or Simon, for some reason. The last thing I remember is a Sandslash coming out of the ground. Hell, I don't even know what's going on!" "Excuses, excuses!" "Look, as soon as I wake up and figure out where I am, I'll carry on the mission." Akumachu was silent for a moment. "Alright fine, one more chance, then I'm bringing you back and feeding you to Cerberus!" "Cerberus?" "My 3 headed Arcanine. It shouldn't take you long to regain consciousness, depending on how hard the Sandslash hit you. Speaking of Sandslash, I went ahead and did a good deed and sent one of my assistants to search for your Pokemon." "Really? Where are they?" "Well, Sandslash, Magmar, Fearow and Raticate were taken by uh... what does this say? Terchi? Oh, Tenchi! You need to improve your handwriting!" "Master, who are you talking to?" "Oh, just an assistant. Shall I continue?" "Well, go ahead. Not like I have anything else to do." remarked Trent. "Alright, they were taken by Tenchi Inverse, and the rest are hiding in Celadon somewhere." "Tenchi Inverse?! Why that little son of a bitch!" Trent/Simon's face made an angered expression. Trent wasn't sure if anyone noticed this, nor did he case. "What's wrong with this Inverse guy taking your Pokemon?" "What do you mean what's wrong?!" "Well, it's nothing compared to your crimes." "What difference does that make? He payed me to protect him and his girlfriend at their wedding, and what happens? I end up getting killed by some angel guy, and Inverse still has the nerve to take Sandslash?! Just wait 'til I wake up..." "Calm down, Retwin!" shouted Akumachu. "You'll be glad to know your Sandslash is plotting to kill both him and his wife." "That's my Sandslash." "I'd love to stay and pra-er chat, but Lord Charizatan has just arrived and I have to be a good host. Bingda fa harshta!" "What?!" "Oh uh I mean... farewell for now." And once again Trent returned to the land of dreams, where happy Pokemon romped and played, flowers bloomed, and nothing bad existed. Now, more than ever, Trent wanted more than anything to wake up. Jose Luis Solano ------------------------------- Offical Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade ------------------------------- "My girlfriend done burned up my pickup truck WICKED FIRESTARTER!!!" -Coyote Calhoun