Re: [PW!] WHY WONT YOU GO AWAY?!

From: Simon Locke <atr4llfe@aol.comATR4EVER> Subject: Re: [PW!] WHY WONT YOU GO AWAY?! Date: Sunday, November 14, 1999 9:52 PM > > >Now, more than ever, Trent wanted more than anything to wake up. > Simon sat comfortably in the luxurious leather seats of the ATR transport chopper. They've been in the air for about an hour or so, flying towards Old Man Andrews to meet up with ATR. Staring at the expanse of night sky through Laura's kick ass sunglasses, Simon could see everything and anything clearly with detail. And lying in front of him, was his body. Five foot nine, in all his Asian male hunkedness, naturally spiked up hair and a killer goatee, and a kick ass fashion sense to boot, was the gorgeous body of Simon Locke. "Heh.... aight. My body is over there.... yet I'm thinking in this body." Simon thought to himself, over, and over again. "Body over there, me over here. Body over there, me over here. Simon over there..... Simon over here...." "SLASH!" Yelled Spike. "Heh, aight I'm shuttin up." Simon tried looking at the plans again, to take his mind of his body. But he just couldn't shake the fact that his own body was so close to him. Fighting the urge not to persue the subject anymore, Simon pressed the red button to draw up the holographic plans for Project Huzzah! A globe popped up and rotated around an invisible axis. It quickly went 2D showing only half of the world, and zoomed into the area near Mt. Moon. A miniature Old Man Andrews zoomed pass, and then the holographic 3D model of a Coke Bottle came into view. Laura's commanding monotone voice spoke through the chopper's speakers, explaining detailed plans of Project Huzzah! The image of the Bottle, then of the Island... the next sequences of events Simon particularly concentrated on, noting all factors and such. "Dayum...." Simon whispered to himself. "CC......" When the Project Huzzah! Plans turned off, Simon was once again shrouded in Silence. A sleeping Sandslash in the cargo bay, and Simon and Simon in the passenger area. He wondered how Mercury and Aqua had been doing, he wondered how Raven and James were handling ATR, but most of all he wondered where the feck Laura Dark was. Still lying unconscious, Simons body, lied there, like an unconscious body. "HehЕ Simon over there, Simon over hereЕ.." Simon thought again. "ЕЕ. D'AHHHHH!" In an attempt of pure randomness Simon leapt off his seat and jumped right on Simon's body, hoping that some way he could switch the souls of the two, and wind back up in his original body. "D'AHHH!" Simon screamed again, repeatedly jumping up and down on his own body. "GET IN! GET IN!!!!!" On his fourth jump, Simon misjudged his distance and landed in an awkward position. Laura's boobs made a new home for Simon's face, and Simon couldn't help but giggle. But then a muffled scream came out of Simon's body. "Ahhhhhhh! What the fuck!" Simon's body yelled. "What the hell is going on!" In surprise, Simon fell backwards on the opposite seat. Simon's body sat upright, nervously looking around demanding to know what was going on. "Dude! Finally you're awake!" Simon yelled. "Huh? Me? Who the hell are you?" Simon's body yelled. Hesitating for a second, Simon finally said, "Dark, Laura DarkЕЕ who are you?" "Who am I? ЕЕ.. I don't know who I amЕ" Simon studied Simon's facial expressions, as did Simon. The body seemed a little confused, not fully recovered from the concussion possibly. It looked around, taking in the environment, finally saying, "Huh?" "You suffered from a blow to the head, don't worry I'm here to help." Simon said. "Е I feel kinda dizzyЕ." "I'll brief you more when we arrive at Old Man Andrews." "OkЕ" TBC "You ain't gotta like me, you just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be." ~ Puff Daddy