From: Bongin' Lazy Elf <unicorns@mmtcnet.com> Subject: Re: [PW!][LEAGUE] A Night on the town Date: Monday, December 20, 1999 6:59 PM Prozackian Kid wrote: > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > < Back to Adam and Mr. Mime > > > They both left the club after his Mr. Mime's victory party. > > "I didn't know you could dance." > > "Mime Mr. Mr. Mime" < Well guess what, I can > > > Adam pulls out a poke candy (not a rare candy) out of his pokéball > wallet and hand it to his Mr. Mime. Since it was getting dark out the > street lights were on and the lights reflecting off his wallet made it > seem shiny when..... > > "Fllaaarrreeee!" > > A Flareon jumps up a grabs Adam's wallet and runs off with it. > > "Hey!!! Get back here!!!," Adam said as he and Mr. Mime chased after > the Flareon. > > "Fllaaarrreeee!" <My shiny thing > > > Adam and Mr. Mime chased the Flareon all the way to Mario and Luigi's > Pasta Palace. 6 bolts trough te doors, zips around... and finds hmself standing rigt under Dernam's table, who is now enjoying some pleasant convesation with Allison. Despite the tacky name, Mario and Luigi's was a top-rate restaurant. So top rate, Dernam as just barely ablet pay for it all. "And after that I, 6!?" A quick peek under the table revealed 6, with a wallet in his mouth, looking qute proud of himself. "Oh, you little bugger, followed my scent all the way here, didn't you?" 6 yelp his yes, then presented the wallet to his owner. "Oh, you cute thingm you miss Dernam here? Sorry pal, tonight, he's MINE!" 6 gave Allsion a mean look as she giggled on that lastone, but soon gave in as she scratched behind his ears. "Oh well, we'll just let 6 sit here for now and uhh..." Dernam sweat dropped. He'd forgotten allabout the rest of his Pokémon! Shadow, Drow, Hitmonlee, and Scyther were still wandering around out there! "Err, aa, never mind." <MEANWHILE> "I dunno, M&M. Should we follow the Flareon in? After all, this does seem to be a nice resturaunt." "Sore!" "Oh, hi Ivysaur." "Prepare for trouble!" "Uhh, what the hell!" "Make it double!" A male and a female, in full Rocket garb, burst out of the shadows behind Ivysaur. "Jonny!" "Joanne!" "Ah shit, you two." "That's right you little punk, we don't appreciate being beaten like that!" "Yes," added Jonny. "But you can make up for it by handing over that Mr. Mime of yours!" "Ha, you've go to be kidding." "I don't think so, kid. Raticate!" Joanne released Adam's former team member, who immediatly curls up on Adam's chest after knocking him down! Adam is paralyzed with fear! "M, M, M&M, run!" M&M begins to flee, turning back just long enough to psychically fling Raticate off Adam, who had temporarily stopped breathing from shock. Intensely scared, Adam manages to wobble to his feet, but before he can tke off after his beloved M&M... "IVYSUAR, VINE WHIP!" "Ahhhh SHIT!" <INSIDE> "Well, I first got 6 here outside Cerulean, he was an Eevee trying to steal food outta my back pack. He's been here with me since." "Ahh, that's so sweet, I'm sure you two re the bst of friends." The camera pans down to standing directly on the table, towards the windows. Adam is picked up by 4 vines, flung around, ad slammed into the windows. The windows are tempered, ad do not break. "Well, we've been through some wild times." Adam is flung repeatedly from one side of the building to the next. "After almost getting killed in that big Rocket bang in te Cerulean City Poké-Ball.." Adam is flung from one sideof th street to the other. Did I mention the glass was sound-proof? "*Gasp*, I heard about that, you were there?!" "Yeah, right in the middle of it. Barely got out in time. Good thing I carry a good Water-type." Jonny and Joanne begin giving Adam power-bombs. "Gee, you're so lucky. I can't imagine seeing so much excitement as you have!" "Well, I'm not sure if *luck* is the right word. Things can get messy." "Ooohh, I'm sure they haven't been *that* bad." Allison gave 6 another scratch and slurped some more spaghetti as Adam is given the Rock Bottom by Jonny in the background. "Trust me Allison, I've been in more near-death situations than most big-city gag memebers have seen." In the screen window outside, Joanna is seen kicking Adam around like a football. People in the resturaunt begin to notice, laughing ad huffawing at Adam's misfortune. "Oh, oh, Dernam, look, look! Some idiot out there is getting the crud beat out of him!" Sure enough, here was this little guy getting body slammed, tossed, whipped, and thrown around like a ragdoll by an Ivysaur... and 2 Rockets. Dernam glanced at he ATR logos on his shoulders. "Sorry, Allison. Duty calls." "Huh, duty, what?" Allison got up and a hurry, and followed Dernam and 6 out the door, into the cold outside. The Ivysaur was giving the guy a workout he'd never forget. Of course, as Dernam's 5'10" frame exited the diner, things quieted down. Wit a snap of his fingers, Allsion stood in awe as 6 let loose as searing Fire Spin, detaching the Ivysaur's vines, and burning it beyond recognition! "Ahh, my Ivysaur!" Joanne fumed. "hat's it punk, now I'm giving it too you!" She wound up, charged and threw a punch at him. Dernam instinctively grabbed her fit mid swing, pushed it turning hr around, and push-kicked her ass, sending her sprawling. "Ok, pal, I'm gonna enjoy this!" "What the hell are you, a masochist?" Jonny brings his foot up and attempts a kick, which Dernam grabs and twists around, spinning him and making him fall flat on his face. "Ouch, get it off me! I wasn't serious when I said you can kiss my ass!" Joanne ran from the scene as quickly as she cold manage, holding a charred Ivysaur and havng a Flareon attached firmly to her butt. "Joanne, wait for meeeeee!" Jonny started to run, but not before Dernam grabbed him by the neck, positioned himself, and waylayed him with the Stone Cold Stunner. Jonny staggers to his feet, falls, gets up again, and runs. He falls agan. Gets up and run. Then falls and slides down the icy slope of the road. "Whhaaaaa! Help meeeeee......" Allison claps enthusiastically. "Yay! You were great!" "Gee, don't think nothing of it." A Mr. Mime, who had been watching from a distance, returns to his tranr's side. "As for you, all right pal?" "Sure I'm fine, I was just tossed around and, urgh, body slammed and kicked like a cheap pinata, but... DERNAM!?" Swaetdrops. "Uhhhh... ?!?! ADAM!? You've gotta be kiddng me!" Deam gave Adam the world's biggest non-gay hug. "What the hell are you doing here?" "Heellloooo?! AM I missing something?" "Oh yeah. Allison, this is Adam. Adam, Allison." Adam turns his head to hide a sudden nose bleed. TBC. Bongin' Lzy Elf