From: <tiki61@my-deja.com> Subject: Re: [PW!][PODA] Attack on Rocket HQ(Another one!) Date: Wednesday, December 22, 1999 7:39 PM > "We'd better go after him again." Lewis said, "But let's stop by the PODA HQ > first. We need a plan if we want to de-brainwash them." > > Back at the PODA HQ, and after umpteen cups of java, they still couldn't come up > with anything. > "Why don't we just whack him over the head a few times?" Tiki said, "that always > works in the cartoons." > "This is real life, Tiki," Lewis said, "not some fictional story." > "Does anyone else have any ideas?" > "Ummm, I think I have an idea" Darian said. All eyes turned on him. > "Well, Pipian started screamin about 'no more Barney' that one time. If TR used > Barney to brainwash him, then we should use anti-Barney to de- brainwash him. If > my theory is correct, that shouldn't completely get rid of the brain washing but > it should 'unlock' so Alakazam can finish it." > "Sounds good," Score said, "but how are we supposed to do that?" > "If we take some Barney episodes, and do a little editing, it should work out > perfectly." > "Well, I'm all for it," Jamie said. > "Let's give it a try," added Tiki. > "Great, I thought I saw some cinema equipment in the basement," said Darian, > "Anyone who wants to can help me. I've had a few classes on it." > "You seem to have taken a lot of classes," said Score. > Darian smiled and said, "Well, I have a lot of free time." "Anyways, let's get to it," Tiki said heading out the door. "Where you going Tiki?" Jamie asked. "I'm going to get some Barney tapes, unless Score has some under the old un-used condom he's got in his underwear drawer, or under the dirty magazine he's got in his shirt drawer?" Tiki looked at Score who was dumb founded and didn't anything, "I take that as a no, see ya guys shortly," Tiki walked out and towards the local video store. It took a second but once Score recovered from the shock he went running after Tiki yelling, "HEY WHY WERE YOU IN MY UNDERPANTS DRAWER!!!!" The rest of the gang descended into the basement and came up with an old movie projector, "Were gonna have to unroll any tapes Tiki buys and roll them onto these old reels, if we want the projector to work." Darian said as he began to wash the reels. About half an hour later Tiki returned with Score still yelling at him, Tiki had a bag he opened it up and tossed tow Barney tapes to Darian, "There you go Darian lets see what you can do." ------MEANWHILE--------------------------------------------------------- Well we need someway to get rid of those fools, before they manage to regain control of our new "recruits," Giovanni said, as he rocked in his chair. "Their going to come after them, we need to extort our advantage with a Laramie while we still have it, send John and Pipian in civilian clothes to Fuschia, brief John on how he's supposed to act. He'll lower Laramie defenses then our rockets will be able to run in and capture as many Laramie pokemon as possible. As for the PODA twerps send a crew of ten or so elite rockets the best we have, all with wide ranging types of pokemon and weapons, have thme intercept the "gang" on their way here, they'll never expect a Laramie ranch attack they'll come staright here, I can almost fell the poke balls in my hand now, you are dismissed." Giovannai shooed away Alex who ran off to make plans. ----Back at PODA HQ----------------------------------------------------- "Alright Darian you have the projector rigged up to play Barney backward right?" Tiki asked grabbing the projector. "Yep, if we can tie at least Pipian down and make him watch after some of that Alahkazam will be able to get rid of the brainwashing." Darian replied. "Then lets go to it," Tiki said as he left the HQ. 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