From: Zenigame325 <zenigame325@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Broke as a joke Date: Wednesday, December 01, 1999 6:35 PM RoboNarrator 10,000: In the last episode, Randy beat Doom a second time. Now, they have just made it to Celadon City. "Finally! We're here!" Randy exclaimed. "It took long enough." Lisa said. "What should we do first?" "Go and eat." Piccolo said. "Piccolo?" "Yes, me. I haven't eaten anything since that incident with Doom." "Why didn't you eat any of the pokémon food?" "That stuff tastes like crap." "So you've been eating our food instead?" Lisa asked. "Well..." "THAT'S WHY WE DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD NOW!" "Dang, woman." "Okay, then we'll have to buy some more." Randy said. "Where should we go?" Lisa asked. "Where do you want to go?" "McDonald's." "Okay, let's go." At Mcdonald's, Randy got a happy meal, Lisa got a #2 value meal and Piccolo got an apple pie. "Great. That was the last of my money. How much do you have?" Randy asked. "I've been broke since I met you." Lisa said. "What?" "I spent the last of my money at that hotel." "So you only've been following me because of my money?" "No, I went with you because you're cute." "GUH-" Randy started to choke on a french fry. After Lisa gave him the Heimlich Maneuver to save him, he passed out because of her. "Why is he like that?" Piccolo asked. "Family problems." Lisa replied. After Randy woke up, they went on Scissor Street to look for jobs. "Oh look, Randy. There's a sign that says 'pokémon trainers wanted.'" Lisa said. "Well, let's go inside." Randy, Lisa, Piccolo and Cyrus went inside, where they saw a stupid looking man at the counter. "Welcome to Bob's Pokéworld! How can I help you?" he said. "Uh, we're here about the job."Randy said. "Oh, that. I sell pokémon here, and I need people to get them for me." "So..." "Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get me pokémon." "Okay, what do we do?" "Do you have pokédexes?" "Yes." "Okay, put them into this machine." Randy and Lisa put them into the machine, and got them back. "Okay, when you have caught a pokémon, your pokédex'll ask you where you want to put it: wherever they usually go, or here. When you send them here, I'll put the amount the pokémon's worth on a bank account. Here." He gave Randy and Lisa each an ATM card. "Okay, I've just set up a bank account for each of you. You can draw your money out in any ATM machine." "That's it?" Randy asked. "Yup." "Okay." RoboNarrator 10,000: So, Randy and Lisa have just got a job. Will they be able to keep it? Find out in the next episode! Next episode: Dumbgrass And in about 3 weeks, the season finale! Does anyone read this? __________________________________________________________________________ __________ I'll just call a guy that I know. Hello? Guy? -Zenigame, who watches stupid British comedies on PBS __ /o o \ __ \_ - _/__ >|__ /_ |_ \ __|< \_\./_/ | | | | // \ / \\