From: Zenigame325 <zenigame325@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Confrontation with THE MAN Date: Monday, December 06, 1999 3:10 PM RoboNarrator 10,000: In the last episode, Randy caught the demon pokémon, Yakon. Now, he's heading back to the city, along with Lisa and Piccolo. "Uh, Randy, shouldn't we go to the police, just to make sure that you can keep Yakon?" Lisa asked. "I guess, since he's killed people." Randy replied. Randy, Lisa and Piccolo went to the police station. "Hello, how can I help you?" Officer Jenny asked. "Uh, I've caught Yakon." Randy said. "You hear that, guys? This kid says that he caught Yakon!" The entire police station started laughing. "Oh yeah, Yakon, go!" Randy threw the pokeball, and the demonic pokemon appeared. "I shall devour your soul..." Yakon mumbled. Yakon fainted. "I didn't go to the pokemon center." Randy said. "How can you prove that it's Yakon?" Officer Jenny asked. Just then, the girl that teleported away from Yakon ran into the police station. "I just got away from Yakon... AIEEE! It's him!" she screamed. "You mean that's Yakon?" Officer Jenny asked. "Yeah, he tried to kill me!" "Well, sorry kid." "Is there a reward?" Randy asked. "Uh, I believe that it's at about $9,000." "Uh, if I take the money, then can I still keep Yakon?" "Hmm... Well, if you were able to catch him, then you can keep him." "Yay!" "You mean that you're letting this kid keep this- this murderer?" the girl asked. "He caught him, so he keeps him." "Well, I never..." The girl walked out of the station. Randy collected his reward,and left the station. "See, that's why I try to stay away from THE MAN.(dramatic music)" Randy said. "Oh, I get it." Lisa said. Randy went to the pokemon center, got his pokemon healed, and went back to the hotel. "Hey, Randy. You're on the news." Cyrus said. "Really?" Randy looked at the TV. "And, this kid, tentatively referred as Randy, has caught the demonic pokémon Yakon. He is staying at this hotel in Celadon. And now, an exclusive interview with him. Susan?" the reporter said. "Well, I'm outside the door of his hotel room, about to enter." another reporter said. KNOCK KNOCK RoboNarrator 10,000: So, Randy has cooperated with THE MAN(dramatic music), and has been found out by the media! What will happen next? Find out in the next episode! Next Episode: TV Star And, in two weeks, the season finale! What kind of pokémon is Yakon? ___________________________________________________________________ God is gonna kick your @$$, you infidelic pagan scum. -Zenigame, who doesn't curse. __ /o o \ __ \_ - _/__ >|__ /_ |_ \ __|< \_\./_/ | | | | // \ / \\