Subject: [PW!] Getting the Chills
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 1999 00:45:10 -0500
From: RobfromVoid
Organization: Prodigy Internet http://www.prodigy.com
Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Minax sits on the edge of the Vermilion dock one night, her legs
dangling down the side without touching the water. She has her hands
pressed on the wooden planks behind her. Minax is wearing her black
boots and blue jeans, and she is still wearing dirty white bandages
around her chest instead of her rubbery black top. She is recovering
from the day when Sarah Jane attacked her in Saffron City, which is why
she has been laying low for so long. She came to Vermilion City to see
if the healing powers of the beach exist, and she has been feeling
better, though she attributes it to time, not the sea. She suddenly
shivers.
"It's getting cold." Minax notes to Omelette the Chansey, who was
standing next to her on the dock admiring the Christmas cruise liners
leaving Vermilion, but is now rolled up into a trembling little pink
ball that is trying to fall asleep. Minax notices that the Pokemon she
considers to be her baby is cold, so she grabs onto where the bandages
are tied at her waist and unwraps them upwards. She stops unwinding the
bandages before indecently exposing herself, and cuts the bandages
there. Minax folds the bandages into a blanket for her Chansey and
covers Omelette, who stops trembling and falls asleep.
Minax starts shivering since she is even colder now that her abdomen is
uncovered. What really gives her the chills, however, is that she was
willing to expose her belly button to the cold weather just so a Pokemon
can be warm, "Why don't I see Omelette and Zubat like all other Pokemon?
I see them and treat them as if they were human. Not only human, either,
humans who I care about... and that's rarer than a wild Clefable." Minax
pauses, shakes her head, swings her legs onto the dock, and stands up.
She clenches her fists in anger at herself, "Why do I sound like an
afterschool special? I'm Minax. I'm one of the most vicious villainesses
there ever was! I bet Omelette would sleep through my murdering a
Pokemon if I don't use my gun..." Minax picks up her rolled up Chansey,
deposits her in her sack, and unsheathes her long skinning knife, "Now,
to find a victim."
Minax wanders through Vermilion City, glancing at the bright Christmas
lights set up at some homes. They only bring back bad memories of her
Christmas celebrations, but she suppresses these feelings whenever they
try to emerge, so that she doesn't get out of the urge to kill a Pokemon
to prove to herself that she is still a villainess despite the motherly
way she acts towards Omelette. She finds a home where the lights are on,
but no cars are outside, "Hmm. It's the tell tale signs of a kid being
home alone. As long as the kid's name isn't Macaulay, I should be able
to sneak into the house without any problems."
Minax steps up to the door of the house and is about to press the
doorbell, when a ringing is heard. She is startled, "I thought you had
to touch doorbells before they rang. This must be new sensory technology
for germ-a-phobes." The ringing is heard again, despite that Minax's
finger is no where near the doorbell this time, and it is followed by
muffled crying. Minax looks down at her belt and realizes that the
noises are coming from her sack. She opens it up wider and pulls out her
ringing Communicator. Once the creator of offensive noise is away,
Omelette stops crying and tries to fall asleep again.
The red-haired Rocket runs away from the house and ducks into the bushes
to answer the call. When she flips her device open, a shadowy figure is
seen stroking a Persian. Minax raises one eyebrow, "Hello, Boss. What do
you want this fine evening?"
"I've just received reports that the Saffron Police is looking for you."
The Boss' digitized voice doesn't mask his anger, "What's worse than the
fact that you let yourself be recognized is what you did to get
recognized - you murdered a Fearow. Why didn't you steal it and send it
to Headquarters? You're a member of Team Rocket; start acting like one."
Minax rolls her eyes, "You want me to try to steal one measly unevolved
Pokemon and get blasted into the sky every single day? No deal. I tried
that for a few years, and it didn't work for me. Besides, I didn't kill
a Fearow. It was probably Doppler pretending to be me again, just like
when I killed... I mean, when *he* killed that one girl's Butterfree..."
Minax hopes that the Boss doesn't know that she killed Doppler with a
salty Pokeball, knowing that she'd be in double trouble for lying.
"That makes sense." The Boss's figure nods, and his Persian hisses at
the mention of the evil Ditto, "Doppler tried to kill me at my own Gym
just the other day. Perhaps setting you up was part of one of his master
plans."
Minax furrows her brow, wondering why the Boss is lying. She figures
that he's trying to trick her into saying she killed the Ditto, but she
knows that she can't be caught in a lie, so she keeps on lying, "Yes,
Doppler's always up to something..."
"If he's not fighting off a cyber raptor in Celadon City, he's trying to
destroy a quasi-omnipotent giant Nidoking outside Mount Moon..." The
shadows don't conceal the Boss' anger, "...and now it seems like he's
trying to infiltrate Team Rocket."
Minax bites her lip. Cyber raptor? Quasi-omnipotent Nidoking? She thinks
that either the poor old man is losing his marbles, or he's still trying
to trick her - but there's no way he's telling the truth since Doppler
is dead. Either way, she's not about to snap and say she killed Doppler,
"I *will* kill Doppler before I let a Pokemon become the leader of Team
Rocket."
The Boss nods, and a smile can be discerned on his shadowy face, "I am
glad to know that you're still loyal to me, Minax. I have a feeling that
my own Rockets want to stab me in the back. If Brutus killed Julius,
then it's quite possible that an ignoramus like Shard could try to kill
me." The Boss strokes his Persian, and waits for Minax to say something,
but she can't speak since she's too busy stifling laughter at the
thought of Shard as an assassin. The Boss continues, "I should have
known it wasn't you that killed that Fearow. It says in your file that
you recruited a new Rocket that day - someone called Oz. Is that so?"
Minax smiles, not only because she has an alibi but also because she's
finally able to take credit for her work, "Yes I did, sir."
"So you admit it!" The Boss points an accusing finger at the screen, "I
checked his profile and all he's stolen since the day you initiated him
is a Rattata. If he doesn't steal a rare Pokemon soon, you're going to
be in big trouble for letting him in, and since you just told me that it
was you who recruited him, you can't blame it on Doppler. Merry
Christmas." The Boss laughs and the Communicator goes blank.
Minax places her Communicator in her sack carefully, so that it doesn't
wake up Omelette. She glances at the house she was going to sneak into,
and shakes her head, "I have to stop killing needlessly. I can't blame
everything I kill on Doppler. Sooner or later, the Boss is going to find
out that he's dead..." Minax walks away from the house, to find a nice
place she can sleep in to avoid the cold. As she walks, she thinks about
the way the Boss talked about Doppler... it was almost as if he wasn't
lying about the cyber raptor and Nidoking. The thought that Doppler
might still be alive out there gives Minax the chills.
-Minax