From: Zenigame325 <zenigame325@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Kami's secret Date: Saturday, December 11, 1999 8:47 AM RoboNarrator 10,000: In the last episode, Randuy and Lisa bought VChristmas presents. Now, Randsyt is facing a pokémon trainer by the namne of Lauren. "Go, Usagi!" she said. A wigglytuff appeared. "Go, Cyrus!" Randy ordered. "Okay." Cyrus said. "Usagi, mega punch!" "Cyrus, Pay Day!" The wigglytuff tried to punch Cyrus, but it was too dang slow, and Cyrus git her over the head with a bag of nickels. "Wiggly!" "Grr...Usagi, Hyper Beam!" "Cyrus, quick attack!" Cyrus used quick attack, knocking out the wigglytuff. "Jerk! Go, Makoto!" "Blblblblblblblblblbl..." "Makoto, Thunder Punch!" "Cyrus, Pay Day!" The electabuzz punched Cyrus, and Cyrus smacked her upside the head with a bag of quarters. "Blblblblblbl!" "Makoto, thundershoick!" "Cyrus, slash!" The electabuzz shocked Cyrus to within the last of his HP, but when he slashed her, he knocked oit out. "Jerk! Go, Ami!" "Poliwag." "Go, Piccolo!" "Ami, Bubblebeam!" "Piccolo, electrokunai!" Piccolo charged his kunai with electric energy, and fried the tadpole. "Meanie! Go, Haruka!" "Geo!" "Go, Porunga!" "Haruka, Rock slide!" "Porunga, bubblebeam!" Since Geodudes are so slow, Porunga used bubblebeam first. The rapid-fire bubbles knocked the geodude with great efficiency. "Not nice person! Go, Setsuna!" "Jynx!" "Go, Cell!" "Setsuna, Ice Punch!" "Cell, stomp!" The weak Jynx punched Cell, giving him frostbite. "Ow!" Cell stepped on the pokehooker, fainting her. "A-hole! Go, Chibi-Usa!" "Jiggly!" "Cell, Stomp!" "Chibi-Usa, sing!" "Jigglypuff, jiggly...." Cell fell asleep, and the jigglypuff started doubleslapping him. "Hey! You little..." Fortunately, Cell wasn't a light sleeper. "Die!" Cell stepped on the jigglypuff, and when he moved his foot, she was flattened. "Jiggly...." Chibi-usa inflated and sung her song, putting Cell back to sleep. "Chibi-usa! Metronome!" She floated side to side, until a huge beam of energy shot out of her mouth. "Hyper beam. Crescent Fresh!" "Piccolo, g-" A purple cloud rose from the ground, and materialized into Kami. "Konnichi-wa! Need some help?" Kami said "Yeah, whatever." Randy said. "Heh." "Oh chibi-usa!" Kami said. "Jiggly?" "I'm gonna pop a cap in yo-" "No profanity."Randy said. "Okay, I'm just gonna pop ya." Kami turned into a tack, and floated troward Chibi-usa. "Jigly?" "Bwahahahaha!" "Puff!" Kami chased the jigglypuff until it ran into a rock and fainted. "You-you're not crescent fresh!" Lauren whined. As Randy and co. were walking to the pokémon center, Lisa began to talk. "Randy, why dores Kami always appear when you need him?" "I dunno. Poiccolo?" "Nani?" "What's up with Kami?" "Uh, nothing." "Come on, tell me the truth." "Oka, he's the guardian of whoever's the leader of the Pikaninja." "Huh?" "My father called him whenever somethinhg bad happened." "Really?" "Yup." "KAMI!" Kami materialized. "Yes?" "Who are you?" "A gastly." "No, WHO are you?" "Um, someone related to Piccolo." "What relation?" "Grandfather." Randy did a facefault. "What?" "Yup, father of his father." "Wow." "How'd you become a Gastl;y??" "I died in a battle with some poképoachers, and I came back as a gastly." "Hm." "Yup, whenever one of my relatives needs help, I help him out." "That's nice." RoboNarator 10,000: So, Randy and co. found out the true nature of Kami. What'll happen next? Find out in the next episode! Next Episode: Parental Presents And, in 1 week, 4 days, the season finale! Does anyone read this? __________________________________________________________________________ _________ I am not a crook. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. -Zenigame, who records all presidential lies. __ /o o \ __ \_ - _/__ >|__ /_ |_ \ __|< \_\./_/ | | | | // \ / \\