From: <tiki61@my-deja.com> Subject: Re: [PW][PODA] Merry Christmas to all, and to all a deranged night Date: Thursday, December 30, 1999 6:00 PM > Tiki stood outside the Saffron City Gym, "Well let's go see if your > friends are here." He pushed open the door and walked in. A Junior > Trainer approched him brimming with excitement. > "HEY I CHALLEGE YOU TO A...." The junior trainer began only to have > Tiki lift him up by the collar. > "Where's Sabrina?" > The junior trainer pointed down the hall. Tiki walked down to the > end of the hall, and opened a pair of huge red steel doors. "SABRINA!" > He yelled. > "Yes?" A figure floated forward from the shadows, "Do you wish to > challenge me too a pokemon battle?" > "No I wish to know if your former pupil Pipian has contacted you > recently." Tiki replied. > "Pipian no he hasn't, why has something happened?" She asked. > "Nothing that concerns you, thanks for your help." Tiki turned and > began to walk out the doors. Until Sabrina slammed them shut with her > psychic powers. > "Your not going anywhere until you tell me whats going on!" She > screamed at Tiki. > "Oh really, well thats not how I see it." Tiki grabbed something > out of his pocket, it was a small black orb with about 6 different > buttons and what appeared to be a camera protruding out of it. Tiki > pushed a small red button and Sabrina wrenche din pain. "Poor Sabrina, > well at least I know the new APB works. Those scientists at Silph > really work hard. They build a new technology then work day and night > to upgrade it. Well this new gizmo is their latest upgrade. And it > has all sorts of nifty new attachments to it. You can affect psychic > even when their not using their powers. You can target specific > psychics, you can control the power, which by the way has improved. In > fact how about I test out the new power on you." Tikipushed a blue > button a few times. Causing Sabrina to scream in pain and release her > grip on the doors. But even though she wasn't using her powers the > pain continued. > The last thing she remembers is Tiki walking out the door befor eshe > fainted into a coma. Tiki turned off the orb and slipped out of the > gym unnoticed by the junior trainers busy helping Sabrina. "Well I'm > glad I made that stop at Silph before I came here, I got this new APB > and a few other interesting toys." Tiki smiled as he began to run at > his newly acquired super speed. "Now it's onto to Fuschia where I'm > sure to find Pipian and John." Tiki smiled as he passed the city > limits of Saffron, heading South he'd have to catch a boat at > Vermillion to get to Fuschia then he'd find the two rockets and enlist > some help from them. Tiki stood at Fuschia's northern port he ha djust gotten off of a ship which had taken him here, from Vermilion. He needed to find Pipian and john soon. PODA was sure to be picking up his trail towards Saffron, and if they got there it would only be a matter of time before they figured out why Tiki was there and where he was going. So Tiki decided to start looking for the two new Rockets somewhere near the ranch. Tiki walked around till he had reache dthe outskirts of the ranch. It ran right to the town limits, where there were three hotels. One was very upbeat and classy, no Rockets would be there. The other two were more difficult, to figure out. They were both cheap little Holiday Inn type places. Tiki couldn't very well go in and ask if two rockets named John and Pipian were staying here, and he'd probably be caught if he snooped aorund. SO only one choice find aplace where he could see both hotel entrances and see where they came from. And thats exactly what Tiki did he sat on a roof with a pair of Night vision zoom goggles. He sat there for nearly five hours waiting for a sign of Pipian and John. Then he got it, at about 11 pm a pair of guys left one of the hotels, Tiki almost missed it but he saw the little tell tale bump on one of the guys pants rear. Tiki jumped down off the building and ran into the shaodws and followed the two. They eventually went into an all night Diner to get some food. Tiki waited outside till they came out, after about half an hour they emerged. They walked by a street which happened to have Tiki on top of it. "Well hellllooooooo, friends." Tiki proclaimed. The two looked up to see Tiki flipping off of the post and to the ground. "I knew I'd find you guys here. John your tail must be killing you, your disquises are half decent but that bump on Johns behind tells it all." "Well Tiki pretty good of you, you figured it all out. Unfortunatly your all by yourself nd now we have to kill you." John started as he reached into his coat pocket as Pipian did, they each produced a 9mm hand gun and pointed it where Tiki had been standing. Infortunatly they had each looked away for a milli-second. "Looking for me?" Tiki said as he leaned on the ligh post. John and Pipian turned and began firing, as they turned though Tiki rushed the same direction the were turning at the same rate. He ended up behind him. "How about you two stop shooting at a light post and listen to what I have to say. John and Pipian Turned again and fired at Tiki only to find they were out of bullets and couldn't change clips without Tiki attacking. "Now that your finished listen up, first of all I'm not Tiki." "OH yeah well you look a lot like him," Pipian jeered. "That's because I'm in his body, my name is Azutal." "Well Azutal what are you doing in Tiki's body?" Pipian asked. "Well back about 17 years ago, a crafty Mewtwo was creating a weapon, namely Tiki. Well Mewtwo installed six souls into Tiki of innocents, or so he though. A seventh soul happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and was sucked into this body, but he didnt merge into the mind he remained independent trapped inside the body, that soul was me. So I spent 17 yeas in this body, until Mewtwo's trigger finally set me off, I'm why Mewtwo couldn't take control of Tiki, because someone else took control of Tiki's body before he could. Unfortunatly when I used to be alive I was not a psychic, so I couldn't control the body. So I rampaged unctrolable through Ceruleun until Jamie stopped me. But now Tiki is no longer a psychic so all this stress on Tiki and the effects of the Mew being around gave me the chance to capture Tiki's concionse (sp?)and be able to attac whom I choose, and now I've decided to kill all of PODA." "Convincing story if it was true, how do we know this isn't some scam?" John asked. "Because in control of Tiki's body it's as if I have two bodies in one, I take mine and Tiki good strength and spped and it becmoes the strength and speed of 3 people. Thats without the other six people in Tiki's head who I happened to separate so basically Im a super strong crazy guy. And that's your proof can the Tiki you know do this?" Azutal picked up anearby rock with two hands and applied pressure to it, immediatly it broke into little bits and peices. "Hmmm... okay lets say we believe you, what do you want with us?" Pipian inquired. "Why I may be super strong, I still cant handle all of PODA, I've gotten a new APB to take out Lewis, but Ty still has his parasitic powers. Together and with their pokemon they can easily defeat me by myself, but with you two and maybe some other Rockets they cant stop us." "Fine thats what your getting what are we getting?" John asked. "My help on the Laramie heighst and my knowledge of PODA and its doings, you see I have all of Tiki's memories." "Fine it's a deal." John held out his hand and Tiki shook it. "Excellent," Tiki replied. TBC? 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