From: RobfromVoid
Subject: [PW!] My True Love Gave to Me: A Way To Beat Giovanni!
Date: Friday, December 31, 1999 1:07 AM
Nendil wrote:
> A little digging brought out the box that Rilli had received. "Ice
> cream,"
> Robert read off the label. "In this weather?"
>
> "No, Ice *Beam*," Rilli corrected him. "It's a TM. Your pokémon
> don't know ice
> moves, do they?"
>
> "No... this'll definitely come in handy," Robert replied with a
> smile. "Thank
> you for all this, Rilli!"
>
> "Same here," the girl laughed as she gave him a kiss. "Now shall we
> go visit
> our newest ghost family?"
After a short walk to the hospital section of the Celadon City Pokemon
Center, Robert and Rilli stand mesmerized at the strange behavior
patterns of Gengar and Haunter. The male ghost is flexing the muscles on
his recently formed arm for the female, who tosses her violet egg up
into the air to clap wildly for a moment, only to catch the egg in her
disembodied floating hands mere seconds before it drops through the bed.
Gengar's grin turns upside down and he scolds his mate for her
carelessness in dealing with their child. He wags his now tiny finger at
her, "Gengar, gen gengar gengar!"
The female Haunter rolls her eyes and juggles her egg as if it were a
bowling pin, "Haunt? Haunt Haunter Haunter?!"
"Gengar Gargen..." The Gengar's grin returns and he laughs through his
ghostly teeth, "GEN, GEN, GEN, GENGAR!"
Mithril-rama giggles quietly herself and nods, having understood what
her Haunter had said, "She does have a point there..."
"What are you talking about?!" Robert looks genuinely concerned about
the egg that holds his Pokemon's infant, "Haunter, stop juggling that
egg! Gengar, stop laughing and tell your wife to be more careful!" He
looks down at Mithril-rama, notices her chuckling, and his jaw drops,
"Rilli, what did your Haunter say that's made you and Gengar snap?
Gengar told her to be careful with the egg, and she starts juggling it,
then you two laugh? Has everyone here but me gone mad?!"
Mithril-rama wipes some tears from her face and explains, "When Gengar
asked that, Haunter replied: 'What? You're afraid I'll kill it?'" Rilli
starts chuckling again, but Robert's expression continues to appear both
confused and horrified, so she further explains, "They're Ghost
Pokemon... the baby inside the egg is *already* dead. You can't kill
something that's already dead!"
Robert doesn't laugh at Haunter's observation, he just sighs, "Do you
remember when I asked how this happened yesterday night and you replied
Biology?" He shakes his head, "This isn't Biology at all. This is
Necrology. How did two Ghost Pokemon manage to procreate something that
is going to be born dead? That's just absurd! It would've made much more
sense if your Victreebel and my Vileplume had a child... at least I know
about Plant Biology. This ghost thing is new to me."
"It's new to all of us..." Mithril-rama pats Robert's back and leans on
his shoulder. She looks over at Gengar. Robert's Ghost Pokemon has his
arms crossed and is doing a dance where he kicks his legs - a clever way
to show off his new limbs to his limb-less mate. Mithril-rama smirks at
the dance and looks up at Robert, "You never did tell me how Gengar
evolved... In fact, you didn't tell me anything about what happened
while we were apart, besides the Crooke being next to you on the
Pidgeot..."
Robert is about to correct Rilli on the mispronunciation of the name
'Brooke', but he figures it might anger Rilli, so he decides to talk
about his experiences with Giovanni and Jeremy in Viridian City instead,
"I'll start where most stories start - at the beginning. Sabrina sent me
to the Viridian Gym alright, but it was plagued with Rockets that drove
the decent Gym Leader called Giovanni away into hiding. They took me
prisoner. When I was locked in my cell, a Ditto, so evil that he killed
a Rocket right in front of me, wanted to help me escape - but Jack and
Jill, remember them?, stopped me. I wasn't going to leave the Gym until
Giovanni came, but they were not interested on me leaving or not - they
wanted my Pokeballs...
"The next thing I know, I was covered in Sleep Powder from that giant
palm tree that Jill has. After a night of dreaming about you, I woke up
in the Gym's prison, where Giovanni, the gracious Gym Leader, let me go
free after a brief personality test! I still had my Pokeballs with me,
so I figure he must have saved me and my Pokemon from those two stupid
Rockets then put me back in the cell so I would be protected from any
Rockets who might've still been hanging around the Gym!
"Giovanni, ever benevolent, accepted my challenge for an Earth Badge
right on the spot - even though he probably had more important things to
do. Unfortunately I lost, but I'm still very grateful to Giovanni,
though, since he saved me from Team Rocket and let me out of that prison
the moment that he knew it was safe to go outside, just like I thought
he would! He really is a spectacular guy, despite what that evil lying
Ditto told me about him; Leader of Team Rocket, indeed. Giovanni's
probably the nicest Gym Leader I've ever met! He's nothing like
Lieutenant Surge and Sabrina..."
Mithril-rama tries to place the Giovanni's name with a face, "Really?
Huh. I always heard bad things about Giovanni... But anyway, that still
doesn't explain how your Haunter evolved into Gengar..."
Robert nods, "I'm getting to that... When I went to a Krazy Karaoke at
Brock's Diner to eat lunch while waiting for my food, Brock forced me on
stage - he's not exactly the nicest Gym Leader, not like Giovanni. My
singing was interrupted by Jeremy, whose laughing was louder than the
music! I challenged him to a Pokemon match - his best against my best.
After eating lunch, there was a Showdown at Viridian City between his
first Pokemon, Machoke, and my first Pokemon, Haunter. As I thought,
Haunter won, then Jeremy offered a quick trade and trade back to evolve
both our Pokemon, just like Golem evolved when I traded him with you...
or you traded him with me, as the case was at the time. After the trade,
Machoke and Haunter evolved into Machamp and Gengar, respectively, and
even though Jeremy tried to steal Gengar, a Chansey stopped him!"
"A Chansey?" Rilli blinks at the thought of such a peaceful Pokemon
overpowering Jeremy, "How does that work?"
Robert frowns, remembering how very violent this particular Chansey was,
"She was a Chansey with a Chainsaw! She drove her weapon through
Jeremy's wrist... I took back my Gengar and returned his Machamp. I
don't know what happened to him after Bambi carried him away since
moments later I checked my E-Mail and saw your letter. I ran to the
Pidgeot Express and took the first Pidgeot over here... So what happened
to *you* during the two days we were apart?"
"Um..." Rilli looks down sheepishly, since she doesn't have such an
adventurous tale to tell, "Sabrina sent me to the Gaming Corner, I
released Haunter to help me find you, saw that she was pregnant, rushed
her over to this Pokemon Center, wrote an E-mail to you while Nurse Joy
delivered her egg, then kept Haunter company until you showed up last
night. But I missed you just as much as you missed me, and maybe even
more, since I really didn't have anything to keep me occupied."
"I'm sure we missed each other equally..." Robert smiles and kisses
Rilli on her forehead, "...now, I need your help to figure out how to
win an Earth Badge. Giovanni might be a nice guy, but he's a tough
Pokemon trainer. He has a Nidoqueen that knows Thunder, Double Kick, and
I'm guessing she knows a strong Ground attack, too, since I remember
that she's a Ground Pokemon. We're going to have to concentrate for
hours to figure out how to..." Robert pauses and grabs his stomach when
he hears it rumbling, "...we'll figure out the Pokemon I should use
against Giovanni during Christmas dinner! I'm starving!"
Mithril-rama pokes Robert's belly, "I remember the feeling from when I
was stuck in your body. Let's find a nice place to eat, then- you can
try out your new ski jacket, because it's going to be very cold.
Dreaming of a White Christmas is great, but experiencing one is a
different story." She shivers just thinking about how cold it'll be in
the snowy climate. She links her arm around Robert's and the couple say
good-bye to their Ghost Pokemon, who have to stay in the Pokemon
Center's hospital one more night, then Robert and Rilli head out into
the cold Celadon night, to look for a nice restaurant...
They come across a large strange looking building with a sign over it
that reads "T. G. I." Plastered over the right side of the sign is the
word "Christmas" drawn in snow white letters on a red and green
background. Robert shrugs, and figures he should give the restaurant a
shot - he'd never heard of it before, though he had heard of one rather
similar to it. He and Rilli trudge through the snow until they reach the
door. When they enter the room full of fake wooden walls, the first
thing they notice is the crazy junk hung on the walls - Santa's
clothing, a few bags of toys, and a traffic light that doesn't work with
a fake Rapidash running over an elderly female mannequin. Robert
whistles in awe, "This place looks really high class..."
A woman dressed in a Jynx costume frightens Robert when she approaches.
Though the girl is pretty, the costume certainly isn't. The woman
chuckles and says, "Hi, my name is Wanda. Don't be afraid, kid, it's
just a Christmas theme... All the waiters are dressed as Santa, all the
waitresses are dressed as Jynx, and all the cooks are dressed as
Rapidash - just to remind you how sizzling hot all our meals are
served!" Wanda laughs obnoxiously and leads Robert and Rilli to a table.
"I'll do my best to make sure you have a very merry Christmas away from
home. Are you Pokemon trainers?"
"Yeah, I'm a Pokemon trainer on a quest to become a Pokemon Master. My
girlfriend here is also away from home on her quest to become a great
Pokemon Researcher." Robert's stomach rumbles again, so he has to order
before the woman asks if he wants to or not, "We'd like Honeybaked Ham,
mashed potatoes, and corn on the cob, please. Oh yeah, and two sodas."
"Oh my, ya'll sure are eager to eat, huh?" Wanda laughs obnoxiously
again, pulls a note pad out of her very spacious Jynx brassiere, jots
the order down, shoves it back into storage, then walks away, wiggling
her hips to stay in character.
Mithril-rama looks stunned and furrows her brow at Robert, "Why did you
order for me, Robert? It's not that I have a problem with what you
ordered, it just would've been nicer if you asked me about it first..."
"I think we're at the step of our relationship where I can order for
you..." Robert smiles at Rilli, who returns it with a silly grin of her
own. Robert pulls off his blue ski jacket, since its warmer inside the
restaurant, and leans across the candlelight provided on the table, so
Rilli can hear him better, "Okay, now let's figure out how I can beat
Giovanni's Nidoqueen to earn the Earth Badge! You pretty much know about
all of my twelve Pokemon, right? They are: Gengar, Cubone, Farfetch'd,
Vileplume, Slowbro, Golem, Raichu, Charmeleon, Tauros, Golduck, Snorlax,
and Hitmonchan. Wow, hey, I named them all without pausing! Anyway, the
Nidoqueen has Electricity, Fighting, Ground, and something else,
possibly Poison, on her side. I have twelve Pokemon with a variety of
attacks. There has to be *some* way to beat that overgrown rabbit!
Right, Rilli?"
-Robert