From: RobfromVoid <RobfromVoid@prodigy.net> Subject: Re: [PW!] Rocket part I- Question Date: Thursday, December 23, 1999 8:45 PM Ncnc123 wrote: > Surge turned around and looked around. As his back was turned, Splash took > the oppertunity to grab a Pokeball off of Surge's person. He then grabbed an > empty Pokeball from his backpack, and placed it into the position the the > Pokeball he had stolen had been in. > > As "Splasha" was doing this, Lt. Surge, not seeing anything, but feeling > something on his back, grabbed "Splasha's" arm. > > "Ah ha!" He laughed. "Caught you!" > > 'Great,' Splash though, 'Where was Minax when you needed her?' A Pokeball drops from the sky in-between Splash and Lieutenant Surge. The moment it pops open, a wall of purple snake skin separates Splash from the Gym Leader. Splash looks up to see a woman in a white Team Rocket outfit, who has very large red hair. The woman on the roof calls out, "Arbok, I want a G. I. Joe for Christmas... but don't forget to Wrap it!" The Arbok knows what his trainer is talking about and Wraps around Lieutenant Surge. The Vermilion City Gym Leader bellows out to Stevon Shpielbunk, "Hey! Stee-fon! Help me ova' here!" Despite Surge's bulging muscles, he can't break free of the Arbok coiled around him. "Excuse me for a minute, Pantheonicon!" Stevon Shpielbunk runs up to a nearby camera rather quickly for a man as fat as himself and shouts out to Surge, "I'll help you... the only way I know how! I'll help you become a star! No, even bigger than a star: I'll help you become a supernova! Roll camera!" He turns on the camera and focuses it on Lieutenant Surge. "Prepare for trouble!" The woman on the roof leaps down two stories and somehow lands on her feet, unharmed, "To protect the world from devastation... To denounce the evils of truth and love... Jessie! Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light and all that nonsense..." Minax does her best Jessie impression, so that she won't be blamed for allowing an inept individual try out for Team Rocket membership. After all, the cameras are rolling. She hisses at Splash, "I told you to be careful." Splash reaches down to his short shorts and tugs on them, "I was careful, but these panties were chafing me..." "I don't remember giving you panties..." Minax is about to scratch her head, but decides against it, since any action might send her tower of hair toppling down. She faces the camera that Stevon Shpielbunk focuses on her, and guessing how Jessie would respond, places her hands on the side of her face, and tries to look as pretty as possible, "I hope you're filming my good side... What am I saying? All my sides are equally good! Hahahaha!" Minax is disgusted to recite such corny lines. Lieutenant Surge, free from Arbok's Wrap attack, grabs Minax by the neck, "Jessie, huh? Why ain't I eva' hoid of ya before?" Minax looks at the Gym Leader and narrows her eyes, which are blood-shot from having to wear blue contact lenses, and kicks Surge in the groin! Lieutenant Surge drops to the ground, grabbing the spot that Minax hurt, and moaning in pain. Back at the camera, Stevon Shpielbunk is rolling on the floor, laughing insanely, "Bahahahahaha! Man getting hit in the groin! Oh, that's a classic! Where do I come up with these ideas?! Now to get back to the storyline... Keep rolling, Louie!" Stevon takes a prop of a super hero toy and gives it to a nearby actor dressed in a pirate suit, "Okay, Sinbad, now you go up to him and show him that you got the Pokey Man Doll... and Surge steals it from you... only to find out that it's a Pokey Hombre Doll, a cheap imitation! BAH HA HA HA HA HA!" Stevon falls to the floor again for another laughing fit! "I think it's time we exit..." Splash addresses Minax, motioning to the cyber raptor approaching from the right, "Stage left!" Minax slaps Splash on the back of his head, "That's just a guy in a costume. There's no such thing as... cyber raptor? The Boss mentioned something about a cyber raptor. Maybe this is the one he was talking about." Minax shudders when she feels a claw tapping her shoulder. She turns around to see Panopticon, a creature that is actually taller than her. Before Panopticon can say anything, Minax reaches for the silver pistol in her holster, "You're Doppler's friend? That means you're not my friend." She points her silver pistol at Panopticon just as the pirate actor walks in with his super hero prop, trembling from fear. "Ssspare me the trouble of tearing off your limbsss." Panopticon effortlessly knocks Minax's gun out of her hand, "I'm friendsss with no one, but essspecially not Doppler. He asssisted in dessstroying my previousss purposssse in thisss world. I now have a different dessstiny. Tell me, where isss K-Mart?" Panopticon shows his claws, and Minax points to a store with a Big K on it in the distance. "You are mossst kind." He heads in the direction of the store, Regulus the Starmie hovering after him. Stevon Shpielbunk is once again in a bathos display, but one of sadness instead of laughter, "Christmas is such a special time of year! Even giant cyber raptors buy presents for their loved ones!" Stevon whips out his cell phone and dials a number, "Hello? Yeah, this is Stevon Shpielbunk... Wait, don't hang up! How would you like me to plug your store in my newest holiday film, 'One Horse Open Sleigh'?" There is a brief pause, "Hello? Hello? Oh no, the batteries must be dead..." "Dey're not all dat's gonna be dead." Lieutenant Surge, recovering from his injuries, lifts Stevon Shpielbunk up off the ground, "An Arbok takin' my breath away an' a swift kick in my jingle bells weren't in tha contract, Stee-fon. I QUIT! I'm headin' back to my Gym for tha holidays. An' if ya try to weasel me into makin' another movie, I'll keep my promise, baby." Surge drops Stevon on the floor, throws off his overcoat, and stomps away angrily, back towards the Vermilion City Gym. Sinbad, the pirate actor, frowns at Stevon, "What're we gonna do without the star, Mr. Shpielbunk?" "Don't worry, I already have the ending filmed, which I always do since this happens a whole lot." Stevon smiles, "As for the rest of the movie, we can piece it from existing footage! Right, Louie?" "Already on it, boss." Louie is looking into a nearby monitor and fiddling with a remote control. He hits rewind, then plays a scene where there a ton of evil Mall Santas. Surge is no where to be seen in the clip. The scene switches to a close up of Lieutenant Surge's face as he says, "UNBALEVABLE!" Then they show a clip of Surge grabbing Minax's neck and getting kicked in the groin by her. Mr. Shpielbunk falls to the floor laughing and shouts, "PRINT IT!" His Wigglytuff starts clapping, followed by a Jigglypuff called Marshmallow and an Eevee called Fluff. Everyone has a good long laugh... Splash, who is also looking into the movie screen, starts chuckling himself, "Hey, that's not bad. I think I'll go see it... after I find Murasaki! Which reminds me..." He hands Minax the Pokeball he stole from Surge, "So, am I a Rocket now?" The Pokeball pops open while still in Minax's hand. The energy released gathers in front of Minax and forms into one of Surge's many Voltorb. The spherical electric Pokemon releases sparks and bellows, "VOLTORB!" It glows, yellow beams of light shoot out of it, and it Selfdestructs in front of Minax, incinerating her Jessie wig and singing the white Team Rocket outfit she's wearing! Minax glares at Splash and her eyes twitch so much that her blue contact lenses crack and fall out. She shouts at him his answer, "NO! You are *not*!" Minax recalls her Arbok and grabs her silver pistol off the ground. "Hey, take it easy..." Splash motions to the fake breasts packed in his green bikini top, "Ya wouldn't shoot a girl, would ya?" Minax kicks Splash in the groin, and the cross-dressed boy falls to the ground to squirm around much like Surge did. Minax slides her gun back into its holster, pulls Omelette the baby Chansey out of the inside of her singed white shirt since the Pokemon's role as Jessie's chest is over, and marches away, mumbling something about incompetence. Splash, driven by love for Murasaki, is able ignore the pain he is feeling. He pull himself off the ground, and runs over to Minax, "Wait... you don't understand. I need to become a Rocket so that I can find my love, Murasaki! Give me another chance!" Minax turns to him and places one hand on her hips, "Oh. Why didn't you say so? I'll tell you so that you can leave me alone." She opens her black sack and places Omelette inside. She pulls her Communicator out of the sack that acts as Omelette's home, flips it open, and types into it. She watches as a map of the world comes up with a blinking light on it. She zooms in a few times, until she can see an actual live feed of Murasaki and a Meowth arguing about food. "She's outside the Cerulean Rocket Center." When Minax looks up from her Communicator, Splash is already gone, chasing after his lost love. -Minax