From: Zenigame325 <zenigame325@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] SEASON FINALE!!! Date: Tuesday, December 21, 1999 5:24 PM RoboNarrator 10,000: In the last episode, Ran- (Kusari-gama blade slices his head off) Narrator: I'm back! RoboNarrator 10,000's head: But-I killed you. Narrator: It was a clone. Now die! (throws kusari-gama claw at head, crushing it.) RoboNarrator 10,000: Reeeeeeeeeeeee...... (shuts down) Narrator: In the last episode, Randy thwarted a streaker, and saw some kid near the big Christmas tree. "Matt?" Randy asked. "Yup." the kid said. "Who's Matt?" Lisa asked. "He's my big brother." "You didn't tell me that you had an older brother." "Sorry." "Hey, who's the gorgeous lady? Your girlfriend?" Matt asked. "No." "Hey, you were supposed to pass out!" "I got over that." "Yeah, with some good old-fashioned lovin'!" Randy unsheathed his katana, and pointed it at Matt. "Take it back." "Okay! Where did you get that from?" "It was a gift." "You have some weird friends." "Whatever." "So, how many badges do you have?" "Five." "Same as me." "What? How did you only get five badges? You've been a trainer for two years now!" "Slacker." Piccolo said. "Hey! I get lost sometimes!" "Yeah, chasing skirts." Randy said. "You jerk! I don't have the luck with the ladies that you do!" "That's because you're a pervert." "I challenge you!" "Okay, I accept." "They have some serious family problems." Lisa said. "It's sad." Piccolo said. Randy, his pokémon, Lisa and Matt walked into a clearing. [Japanese Pokémon theme song begins playing] "Go, Rocky!" Matt said. "Rhyhorn!" "Go, Porunga!" Randy commanded. "Rocky, take down!" "Porunga, bubblebeam!" Rocky charged toward Porunga. He dodged, and blasted the rhyhorn with a bubblebeam. "Rocky, hang in there!" "Horn." "Horn attack!" Rocky charged toward Porunga again. He tried to dodge, but couldn't, and got knocked to the ground. "Seadra..." "Rocky, dig!" Rocky dug underground. "Porunga, water gun!" Porunga shot a deluge of water down the hole that Rocky made. Rocky was forced out of his hole, and fainted. "Rocky, return. Go, Strawberry!" Matt shouted. "A starmie named Strawberry. Nice." Lisa said. "Thanks." "Go, Piccolo! "Strawberry, tackle!" "Piccolo, shuriken attack!" Strawberry tackled Piccolo, and got three shuriken thrown at his jewel. "Coo." "Strawberry, swift." "Piccolo, pikatana!" Strawberry shot speed stars at Piccolo, which he deflected with his katana. He then charged it with electricity, and slashed at the starmie, almost knocking him out. "Coooo..." "Strawberry, recover!" Strawberry's multifaceted jewel shone, and he was restored to 1/2 health. "Jerk. Piccolo, electrokunai!" Piccolo pulled out two kunai, charged it with electricity and threw them at Strawberry. "Recover!" As the kunai hit Strawberry, he used Recover, which countered the damage done. "Grrr.." Randy growled. "Heh. I outsmarted you, Randy. Give up now, and I won't hurt your pokemon." Matt offered. "Jerk! Piccolo, Thunderbolt Cut!" "Strawberry, Psychic!" Strawberry used Psychic, which hurt Piccolo, but not enough to faint him. Piccolo then charged his katana with electricity until it started to spark, and slashed at him with it, causing a big explosion. "Strawberry!" "Piccolo!" The dust settled, and only Piccolo was standing, the victor. "Strawberry?" Strawberry's jewel was shattered. "You killed him!" Matt screamed. "No, he's still alive, just get him to a pokémon center." Piccolo said. "Grrr..Return, Strawberry. Go, Polly!" "Po ri go n go ri po." "Piccolo, return. Go, shenlong!" "Polly, Psybeam!" "Shenlong, slam!" Polly fired a psybeam, which knocked Shenlong back before he could slam him. "Good work, Polly. use another psybeam." "Shenlong, Hyper beam!" Polly fired a psybeam, and Shenlong shot a hyper beam at the same time. The hyper beam canceled out the other beam, ands hit Polly. "Go ri po." "Polly, recover." Polly started to glow, and was restored to 1/2 health. "What?" Randy shouted. "Polly knows recover." Matt said. "Grrr... Shenlong, do another hyper beam!" "I must recharge, Randy." said Shenlong. "What?! Oh, crap." "BWAHAHAHA!!! We have the same number of badges, but I'm still better than you!" "Jerk." "Tri Attack!" A bunch of circuits materialized, and formed a pyramid, which hit Shenlong head on, knockibng him out. "Buttmonkey. Go, Cell!" Randy said. "Where was he?" Lisa asked. "I transfer him to my father's house while we're in the hotel." "Oh." Randy threw a safari ball, and Cell apeared. "Heh." Cell hehed. "A giant kangaskhan?" Matt asked. "Yup." Randy said. "Polly, sharpen." Polly seemed to get smaller, but more pointed. "Cell, stomp." Cell stepped on the porygon, but hurt his foot on his angles. "OW! Jesus christ...." Cell shouted. "Okay, go, Vanilla!" "Pix!" "Vanilla, fire blast." "Vulpix!" Vanilla spat a huge symbol (I think it's chinese for big, tell me if I'm wrong.) and hit Cell dead on, knocking him out. "What?" "That's right, I beat your kangaskhan." "Jerk. Go, Porunga." "Stupid. Water types are slow." "You'll see." "Vanilla, confuse ray!" Vanilla's eyes started to glow, and shot a black ray at Porunga. "Seadoraaaaaaaaaaaaa dora." "What did he say, Cyrus?" "Acid Trip." "Ooookay, Porunga, bubblebeam." Instead of using bubblebeam, Porunga shot a wave of water overhead, which hit him in the head. "Hah! Your seadra's hit himself." Matt gloated. "Dorahahahahaha!" Porunga laughed. "What?" "Seadora, dora sea." "What did he say?" Randy asked. "It was like a cold shower when you're wasted." Cyrus responded. "See, he's smart like that." "What's wasted?" Cyrus asked. "I'll tell you when you're older." "Vanilla, fire spin." "Porunga, bubblebeam." Surprisingly, Porunga shot the bubblebeam before Vanilla could spit fire, and knocked her out. "WHAT?" "Seadra's the fastest water type." "Jerk. Go, Edy!" "Electrode!" "Heh." "Edy, thunderbolt!" "Porunga, smokescreen." Edy zapped Porunga before he could do anything, fainting him. "Go, Cyrus!" "That meowth that I got you for your birthday?" "Yup." "Edy, Thunder!" "Cyrus, pay day!" Edy used Thunder, and missed. In return, Cyrus hit her with a bag of the new Sajacawea dollar coins. "The government wasn't supposed to issue those unitl next year!" "Screw THE MAN.[dramatic music]" "Go, Perry!" "Pidgeooooot!" "Perry, sky attack." "Cyrus, bite." Perry started to glow. Cyrus bit his foot as hard as he could. "Cyrus, pay day!" Before Cyrus could throw any money, Perry flew high into the sky, and crashed down on Cyrus, knocking him out. "Cyrus!" "He's strong,. but low defense." "Shut up." "Heyy, I was trying to help." "I don't need your help." "Okay then." "It's either Magus or Yakon. Magus has low defense, but Yakon's weak to flying." Randy mumbled. "Use Yakon." Lisa said. "Why?" "He's too crazy to lose to a bird." "Well, ok." "Hurry up, Randy." "Shut up. Go, Yakon!" "At last! I am free!" "That's that yakon guy!" "Yeah, so?" "He's a murderer!" "Yeah,so?" "Never mind." "Yakon, beat that bird!" "Mmmm...Fast food." "Pidgeo geot." "Fool! I am food for no one!" "Pidgeot pidgey." "You anger me. Face my wrath!!!" Yakon slashed Perry's face. "Geoooooooo!" Perry flew up high! "Fool, I know that trick." Yakon flew up to where Perry was. "Pid? Geooo!" "Didn't expect me to follow you? Die!" Yakon tried to slash Perry, but he dodged, and charged up a razor wind. "GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Hyah!" Yakon flew out of thew way, and started to spin fast. "Demonic tornado!" Yakon released the tornado, which moved toward Perry, who fired a Hyper Beam to dissipate it. "Geo. Geo. Geo." "Had enough, bird?" "Geo!" Perry charged up a Sky Attack. "What's this?" "Geooooo!" The glowing pidgeot charged toward Yakon, who blocked the attack with his blades. "Bah! You fool!" "Geot!" "Your mother!" "Geot!" "Why, you little.... I shall kill you, and devour your soul like it was a piece of bread!" Yakon began slashing at Perry at lightning speed, knocking him out. [ON THE GROUND......] "What's that thing falling?" "It's Perry!" To prevent Perry from dying, Matt recalled him into his pokeball. "You-you beat me." "Yup." "WAAAAH!" Matt buried his head in Lisa's chest. "EEEEK! Pervert!" Lisa kicked Matt off of her. "Goodbye." Matt ran away, incredibly fast. Narrator: So, Randy beat the crap out of his brother. What'll happen next? Find out in the next episode! Next Episode: SEASON PREMIERE!!! Guess the theme of the names of Matt's Pokémon, and win Zeni Points! ___________________________________________________________________ It ain't the fall that kills ya, it's the sudden stop at the end. -Zenigame-sama __ /o o \ __ \_ - _/__ >|__ /_ |_ \ __|< \_\./_/ | | | | // \ / \\