From: The Halfling <thehalfling@smallguys.com> Subject: [PW!] Snow Date: Sunday, December 19, 1999 9:14 PM Celadon City Gym, Jr. Trainer Females Dorms, Room 3 - 5:30am --- Sumire yawned as the sunlight poured into her open window. She stood up, and got her Oddish slippers on. She kneeled on her bed, and gazed out the window. The sun was just coming over the mountain, and everything was cast in a dark orange glow. She yawned once more, and got her glasses from her nightstand and put them on. She got her long sleeved white shirt, black skirt and coupon for a wrist Pokedex. She opened the door to get bathroom, put the items down and took her shower. Celadon City Gym, Classroom - 6:15am --- "I want to congratulate everyone here on making it this far. Your class started with over 50, now down to you elite 10. Although that is the biggest dropout rate I've ever had, I am still proud of this class. You are going to be on your own now, with your own Pokemon license, and a new shiny wrist Pokedex. As I asked you before, please pass your coupons for the Pokedexes with your full name on them to me. I will issue you a new Pokedex and a license!" said Erika. Sumire sat at the front, so she got up and gave her coupon to Erika. "Sumire. You are the one in the class who I think will prosper to become a Pokemon master. Yvonne is a good rival but there _are_ better opponents out there! Train Oddish, capture more Pokemon and don't forget to give each one love." With that, she gave Sumire a Pokedex and a license. She put the Pokedex on and put her license in her pocket. "Hello. My name is Snow." said the Pokedex. Suddenly, the small silver bar in the middle of the Pokedex split in half. It opened to reveal a small screen. On it appeared the most beautiful face she had ever seen. His eyes where baby blue like hers, and his hair was snow white. His hair was brushed to her left, with a small piece of it hanging over his right eye. She stared in awe at him. "Sumire? Hello?" Yvonne said. "You are such an airhead." "Shutup, Yvonne. I know you cheat to raise that Bellsprout." "Girls girls. Listen now, these Pokedexes have holographic emitters. What that means is, your Pokedex can become what seems to be a real, life person. Sumire, press the blue button on the side there." With that, she pressed the button. The screen closed and it hummed for a second. Then, a beam of light shot out from the Pokedex, and Snow's face appeared in the air. Then, his neck, followed by his torso and his legs. He wore a snow white tuxedo, with a black tie and white wingtip shoes. "H-h-hi... Snow." Sumire stuttered out. "Hello. What is your name?" Snow asked. "M-m-my name is Sumire." she stuttered again. Sumire again pressed the blue button and Snow disappeared. She staggered up the stairs to her dorm room. 'He's just so cute... how can I be obsessed with someone who is not real?' she wondered to herself. She got a white backpack from under her bed and opened her dresser. She packed her clothes. Then she packed some various potions and heals she had. She took the Pokeball of her Oddish out. "Oddish, go!" she called out, and Oddish came out. "Oddish odd!" <Oh, hi!> Sumire then pushed the button on her Pokedex and Snow appeared. Oddish looked to Sumire, then to Snow. Back and forth. "Odd?" <Who?> "This is Snow. He's a Pokedex!" Snow knelt down to Oddish and patted it on it's head. "My my you look healthy." Snow said. A beam of light shot from his eyes into Oddish. "Well, level 14. Very good job, Sumire!" he said, standing up. Sumire turned off Snow and put her backpack on. "C'mon Oddish, we have to go." Celadon City and Route 16, Cycling Road House, 12 noon --- "Hi, I'd like to rent a bike please." Sumire said to the clerk at the desk. "That will be $100." the clerk said, with a fake smile. Sumire got some money out and paid the clerk. The clerk handed her a key with "19a" engraved on it. "They're out back." she said and went back to watching TV. Sumire went around the back of the house and unlocked the bike. "Oddish odd!" <Here I am!> "C'mere Oddish!" said Sumire, and she picked up the bounding Oddish and put her in the basket of the bike. Sumire then took off, down cycling road. "Wheee!" Sumire cried, letting her feet off the pedals and riding down the slope. Sumire loved being around grass Pokemon, trees and bushes. "Odddiiiiiish!" <Wheee!> This went on for about 2 hours as Sumire rode down the path, but suddenly, 3 bikers pulled out infront of her. She could barely stop in time. "What do you want?" she asked. "We want a Pokemon battle!" one of them said. He pulled a Pokeball from his belt. "Golem, go!" he cried. The big rock Pokemon "Golem at level 74 has Hyper Beam, Rock Throw, Double Team and Explosion!" said the trainer. "O-o-oddish, go!" "Oddish is level 14 with Absorb and Acid!" said Sumire. The other trainers just stared at Sumire. "Snort, Golem, Hyper Beam that runt so we can find a REAL Pokemon to battle!" Golem roared with laughter and shot a Hyper Beam that knocked Oddish into a tree nearby. The trainer recalled Golem and rode off with his friends. "BULLIES!" she yelled, dropping her bike and running to Oddish. -- The Halfling AIM:TheHalfing00 --- Boy: When did you buy this gay porn game? Boy #2: I did not buy a gay porn game. Boy: It's OK, I support you 100%. If you need me, I'll be putting everything into my car and driving west until I run out of gas. Boy #2: That's WCW/NWO Revenge you fruit loop. "We are not evil. We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have families, jobs, hopes, and dreams. We are not a cult. 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