From: Yoda <yoda325344@aol.com.nyc> Subject: [PW!] The Odd Couple.. League Style - PART ONE Date: Saturday, December 18, 1999 4:14 PM PokéWars! - Episode 2 - Gibraltar P:OTPW!: "Challenge at Indigo" - Gibraltar, after defeating a disgruntled trainer and his Charizard after a League Match. Now, he walks the halls of the Indigo Plateau Pokémon League Complex. Now... << Gibraltar walks briskly through the halls of the Elite Four. He walked down a dimly lit hallway, the same place where trainers travel through to meet Lance for their final challenge. Surprisingly, Gibralatar took a turn to the left, and opened an oak door. He thinks to himself. "I _better_ get a raise for this." >> -===---===--===---===--===---===- "The Odd Couple.. League Style" - PART ONE by Yoda -===---===--===---===--===---===- The doors open from the dimly lit hallway to a brightly lit hall, furnished with a mix of techno-anitque. The walls held potraits of important Pokémon League figures. Gibraltar strolled along, pausing every so often to admire the portraits. "Let's see... yup, Professor Oak.. Lance, Bruno, Agatha, Lorelei.. Ash Ketch-- No Photo Available?!" The potrait frame was blank, with a big white question mark in the middle. "Hahahah! Let's see who else. Yod--" An ominous voice sounded over the loudspeakers. "*ahem* Attention, Agent Gibraltar.. report to Lance's office immediately." Gibraltar regained his compsure, and straightened out his jacket. He walked towards the wooden portal at the end of the hall, two Oak Doors with a "PL" emblem etched onto it. He entered a series of numbers into the side panel, and the oak doors slid open. -- Lance sat as his desk, spinning a Pokéball on his finger, tossing it up in the air; still looking as arrogant as ever. Heck, it wasn't even as much a desk as a throne. In an adjacent room, which was visible through plexiglass windows, his Dragon Pokémon trained in a simulated enivornment. "Lance." "Ralty." "I told you never to call me that.." "Sorry, Gibs." "You know, I will kick your ass." "You know, I will fire you." "Good point." "Think fast." With that, Lance threw the Pokéball at Gibraltar, who caught it without a second thought. "What the feck is this?" "Why, you don't recognize it? It is your mom, after all!" Ba dum dum! -- Gibraltar blinked. "Really?" "...No. Just kidding, heh. Hoo...hah. Anyway, why don't you check it out for yourself?" Gibraltar held the Pokéball in his fist, and looked down upon it. He slowly began to raise it. -- Out of nowhere, the scene focused on Gibraltar. An orange background with shooting stars on it, a la the elaborate scenes in Pokémon when someone calls out Pokémon, appeared behind him. The theme song came on out of nowhere. However, there was a slumped over adult, who looked like he couldn't care less. He rotated his arm. Stars followed it, and a "whoosh" sound was made. He tried making the "V" for "Victory" sign with his fingers, to find a blinding flash of light eminating from it, blinding him. He shrugged. "Eh.. Pokéball, go." The scene dissappeared and the music stopped, and the Pokéball dropped to the floor from his palm. From the red light materialized a mussed-feathered Farfetch'd. It lay sprawled out on the floor, wings in sticking out, as if it'd been shot. "Gee.. thanks Lance. A dead Farfetch'd." "Noo.. more than just a dead Farfetch'd! It's your dead Farfetch'd PARTNER!" "Please tell me you're joking." "Eh.. no." He thinks. "Well, is it really dead?" "Eh.. probably." "Christmas really did come early." Gibraltar pokes it with a stick. "Aw, feck." -===---===--===---===--===---===- TBC? Song(s) featured on today's episode: The American Pokémon Theme Song (woo) - By who-knows-who-the-artist-is. Let's just say Michael Jackson. Or something. -===---===--===---===--===---===- OOC: I command you to comment on this! Now start commenting! -- Yoda "Do, or do not. There is no try." "Think different." "Ba dum dum" Yoda Communications: http://yoda.pagehub.com AIM: YodaX23 -=|[Regian]|=- "Hulk smash puny humans!" -- The Incredible Hulk