From: Yoda <yoda325344@aol.com.nyc> Subject: [PW!] The Odd Couple.. League Style - PART TWO Date: Saturday, December 18, 1999 6:16 PM PokéWars! - Episode 3 - Gibraltar P:OTPW!: "The Odd Couple.. League Style" - (PART ONE) - The quote below should explain itself. << "Eh.. Pokéball, go." The scene dissappeared and the music stopped, and the Pokéball dropped to the floor from his palm. From the red light materialized a mussed-feathered Farfetch'd. It lay sprawled out on the floor, wings in sticking out, as if it'd been shot. "Gee.. thanks Lance. A dead Farfetch'd." "Noo.. more than just a dead Farfetch'd! It's your dead Farfetch'd PARTNER!" "Please tell me you're joking." "Eh.. no." He thinks. "Well, is it really dead?" "Eh.. probably." "Christmas really did come early." Gibraltar pokes it with a stick. "Aw, feck." >> -===---===--===---===--===---===- "The Odd Couple.. League Style" - PART TWO by Yoda -===---===--===---===--===---===- "Gah.. ow. Damn, you guys suck." "All right!" "So it's *not dead*." "Apparently." Gibraltar and Lance hovered over the sprawled out body of the once-believed-dead Farfetch'd. Gibraltar held the prodding stick, used to poke the bird-- "Poke?! I think he ruptured my kidney, the psycho!" the bird spoke, who suprsingly sounded very much like Michael J. Fox. Gibraltar sweatdropped. Lance grinned. "Agent Gibraltar, meet the newest member of your team-- Rapier." "Raper?!" "That's *Rapier*," the bird said as it got up, supporting itself with its wings. "As in the type of sword." It withdrew a double pair of leek, which were sharp to the touch. Rapier performed a small display of its mastery, using both its mouth and wings. He crossed them behind his back and held them bound with rope, a la martial artists. "Impressive," Gibraltar noted. "So what's it doing here, and why was it unconcious?" "It was caught off of Pokémon Island.. an orphan. A quick DNA-check revealed it to actually be part Spearow. It's mastery of the double-leek form caught my eye, and was plucked from the hoardes of smuggled Pokémon. And he's assigned to you." "Err.. yeah. It all makes sense now," Gibraltar said whilst rolling his eyes. "Anyway, what moves does this guy know?" He activated his scouter, which read out on the screen: "A cross-breed Pokémon. Contains strains of both Spearow and the elusive Farfetch'd DNA. Its aerial abilities have overshadowed this Pokémon's capacity to skillfully swim, as with normal Farfetch'd. Thus, its agility is much greater than any other Pidgey, Spearow, and Farfetch'd in existence. Whether it can evolve is unknown. Moves learned: Swords Dance, Fury Attack, Slash, Agility. Current Level: 64." "Niiice set-up. You two should see some battle time soon," Lance added. "I want you two to go temporarily oversee the unofficial Virdian Forest Gym, once held by an.. "Icy". I belive there are some changes that the League cannot formally address if not seen in person. Contact me once the mission is completed." Gibraltar thought. "Changes is right. I believe ATR is over there." He spoke. "I'll get right to it." With that, Gibraltar set off through the wooden portal, awaiting a brand new day-- "Hey! You bastard! I'm still back here!" "Aw, feck." -===---===--===---===--===---===- TBC? Song(s) featured on today's episode: -- Bah, I know it's short. -===---===--===---===--===---===- ATR, assemble! You guys get over to Virididan so Meeko or Lewis or whoever can hand over the gym. -- Yoda "Do, or do not. There is no try." "Think different." "Ba dum dum" Yoda Communications: http://yoda.pagehub.com AIM: YodaX23 -=|[Regian]|=- "Hulk smash puny humans!" -- The Incredible Hulk