From: Zenigame-sama <zenigame325@aol.commtech> Subject: [PW!] The Party! Date: Friday, December 24, 1999 2:07 PM Narrator: In the last episode, Randy rescued the Magus, with the help of Doom and Piccolo. Now, he's going to a christmas party with Lisa. "Well, Randy. We're all alone." Lisa said. "Don't try anything." Randy said. "Who's gonna stop me?" Randy looked at Lisa like she was crazy. "I still have this." Randy pointed to his katana. "Oh. Why did you need to carry that thing?" Lisa asked. "I don't know. Force of habit, I guess." As they walked out of the main hall, the manager talked to them. "Oh, hello, Randy. Lisa. Going to the christmas eve party?" The manager said. "Yup." "Well, you two should get going. it's already started." "Oh, bye!" Randy and Lisa ran out of the hotel. "Wait up, Randy! I can't run in these stupid high heels!" Lisa shouted. "Why are you wearing them?" Randy asked. "Because I wanted to look nice." "Okay." After a few minutes, Randy and Lisa got to the site of the party. "Come on, Randy! Let's dance!" Lisa said. "No, I don't wanna." Randy said. "Come on!" Just as Lisa was about to drag Randy onto the dance floor, a man stoppeds her. "Hey, baby. If he won't dance with you, then I will." "No thanks." "WHAT? WHY, YOU LITTLE..." The man approached Lisa, about to beat the living crap out of her. "Randy, help!" "Hm?" The man raised his arm..... "Hyah!" Randy sliced the man's wrist. "OW!" "She told you that she didn't want to dance." "You...." The man charged toward Randy. "Heh." Randy sidestepped the man. "Die!" The man rushed Randy. "Hyah!" Randy swung his katana, and cut the man's shirt. "Do you have any idea how much this shirt costed?" The man screamed. "Yeah, about tree-fitty." Randy teased. "What?" "Three dollars, fifty cents. Tree-fitty." "You.... I'm gonna kill you!" He swung a punch at Randy, which connected with his shoulder" "OW!" Randy sliced his belt, causing his pants to fall down. "Guh.." The man blushed. "Wigglytuffies boxers? HA!" Randy said. Everyone on the dance floor looked at the man. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Everyone laughed. "Look at that man's underwear!" Two girls said. "Wanna be my girlfriend?" A drunk suggested. "Rump Ranger!" One kid shouted. "Backdoor bandit!" Another kid shouted. "Butt burgular!" A third kid shouted. The man started to cry. "Stop- stop making fun of me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" He ran out, crying, and everyone continued to dance. "That was really mean." Lisa said. "Not my fault." Randy said. "Oh, well. Wanna dance now?" "No." "Meanie." Randy ate a few of those sandwich thingies, and Lisa got drunk on the spiked punch. "Hey, Randy! Wanna dance now?" "No." "Come on!" "What's wrong with you?" "I feel fine....." "Lisa....You're drunk!" "No, I'm not." "Come on." Randy led Lisa back to the hotel. "Come on, Randy. Let's go back." "No. You're wasted." "No, I-" Lisa passed out. "Oh, crap." Randy carried Lisa the rest of the way, until they got back to the hotel room. "Hey, Randy." Piccolo said. "Hi. What did you do while we were gone?" Randy asked. "We watched TV. Cyrus wanted to watch those stupid christmas specials, yakon wanted to watch Mortal Kombat, and I wanted to watch Bruce Lee." "What did you do?" "Naturally, I persuaded them to my views." "Ookay, let me put Lisa into the bed, and I'll watch TV with you." Randy put Lisa down, and they all watched "A Bruce Lee Christmas Kombat." Narrator: So, Randy embarassed a man, Lisa got drunk, and they all watched Bruce Lee beating up soul-stealing Santas. What will happen tomorrow? Find out in the next episode! Next Episode: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! Find the South Park quote, and win Zeni points! ___________________________________________________________________________ Slim Shady, You a basehead. No, I'm not! Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted. -Zenigame-sama __ /o o \ __ \_ - _/__ >|__ /_ |_ \ __|< \_\./_/ | | | | // \ / \\ 10 Meeko-thinker points 1 Meeko-Courage point! 70 SafSmart points! 5 Me need thingsfor sig points. 5 Andy Gave Me Points points