From: Hedgehogey <hedgehogey@aol.comidiocy> Subject: [PW] The priiiiiiiii! and the pauper (was Re: Mistys wrath) Date: Friday, December 10, 1999 12:06 PM The haze began to clear from Darwins vision and mind, allowing him to witness Blizzard and Luthor arguing, presumably over who would eat him first. He struggled to his feet and shook the poison gass attacks effects off. This wouldn't be the first time a larger pokemon tried to eat him, but if he didn't prove to Blizzard he wasn't worth the trouble of trying to eat she might swallow Darwin in his sleep. Darwin sharpened his claws, ready to take both of his antagonists on. He wouldn't allow Luthor to hide behind his pokemon this time. He would slash that stupid grin off his face.... "Priiiiiii!" came the sound behind Darwin. Annoyed, Darwin spun, ready to face the source of the sound. He was met with one of the least threatening pokemon to ever walk the halls of Misties gym. It looked like a fat bart simpson, wrapped in an egg, all melted over with sickening cuteness. It spoke in a curious pokemon dialect, one darwin had never heard before. Something in the way it stood suggested dominance, like it knew it was the boss. "Priiiiiiii.To?"<Why hello lowborn one. Don't you feel great being in my presence?> Darwin considered that statement for a full hundredth of a second. "Ee." <No.> "Priiiiii!" <Street trash! Show your betters respect!> Darwin extended his middle claw and showed it to Togepi. To anyone not fluent in pokemon the whole exchange looked like two adorable pokemon trying to make friends rather than the near violent argument it was. That's the impression that Misty got as she watched them, unnoticed to either pokemon. "Eeebui? Eeevee!" <Street trash? Why I ought tear you a new shell.> "Priiiiiii. Togeeeee. Togepriiiiiii." <Misty thinks you're cute but I know better. You bring with you the stench of trash and the streets. That persian though, looks as if it might have my high breeding...> "Ebui." <When the revolution comes your kind will be the first against the wall> "Priiiiiii" <Kneel, street trash.> "Eeeveeeeee!" <I'll show you a thing or two about the streets, BY CRACKING YOUR SORRY ASS ON IT!> Darwin wasted no time in slashing at the arrogant egg pokemon. But just before he connected he was stopped by some sort of invisible force shield. A few words flashed in front of Darwins eye: "That action is against the rules." Darwin tried again with the same result. "Priiiiii. Toge toge toge!" <Now do you see my superiority? Mwahahhahaha!> "Eeeebui." <You won't be laughing so hard when Misty forces you to start fighting other pokemon. Mark my words.> And with those words Misty carried the adorable egg out of the center. "Now to deal with Blizzard and Luthor..." Darwin thought. TBC? Hedge Man is quite insane. He would not know how to make a maggot yet invents gods by the dozens.-Montaigne Wilson hussars real identity is revealed: Clan wolverine!-guy on rgm Tv is more alluring than thinking-Rich