From: RobfromVoid <RobfromVoid@prodigy.net> Subject: Re: [PW] The priiiiiiiii! and the pauper (was Re: Mistys wrath) Date: Wednesday, December 15, 1999 10:08 AM Hedgehogey wrote: > "Priiiiii. Toge toge toge!" <Now do you see my superiority? Mwahahhahaha!> > "Eeeebui." <You won't be laughing so hard when Misty forces you to start > fighting other pokemon. Mark my words.> > And with those words Misty carried the adorable egg out of the center. > "Now to deal with Blizzard and Luthor..." Darwin thought. Darwin's claws pop out and he's about to attack Luthor, but he stops when he sees that Blizzard is talking to him. He's not on the best terms with the female Persian, considering she wants him to be her lunch, and he figures that attacking her chatting partner wouldn't be wise, so he controls his anger towards the two villainous fiends and bides his time. Darwin motions to Samuraichu and squeaks, "Ebui! Eevee! <Hey, help me out here. I need to teach those two a lesson...>" "Rai?" Samuraichu kneels down and listens to the black Eevee as he whispers his ideas. When Darwin is done, Samuraichu's cheeks spark, "Chu! <Hey, Blizzard is my friend, I'm not going to hurt her. But you're right about that Slowpoke...>" While Darwin the Eevee and Samuraichu the Raichu conspire against Luthor the Slowpoke, Blizzard the Persian is having a private conversation with Luthor about how to teach those super heroes known as Gym Leaders a lesson... Bandraptor wrote: > "Sian..." Blizzard sighed. <You're probably at too low a level to know any > useful attacks. Apparently, I will have to proceed with my initial plan, and > get a Thunderbolt device from that giant in Vermilion...I will use it to defeat > Hazey, thus earning a Bubble Beam TM, which will let me beat Brock.> > > "You're going to steal Thor's hammer?!?" Luthor's eyes went wide. "But > Catwoman! Even you, with your remarkable cunning and amazing agility, are no > match for the sheer power of the Odinson! I think you would be much better off, > joining my army..." > > "Purr" <haps. But don't underestimate me, Lex, darling. Now, if it's company > you seek, I doubt my allies would mind your traveling with us. Nor would I...> > Blizzard smirked, and turned away, adding under her breath, <Food for the > road.> Darwin hops in front of Blizzard, "Eeebui! <Since when do you make my decisions for me? What am I, chopped liver?!>" "Purrr..." Blizzard's chops salivate at the thought of chopped liver. The Eevee seems even tastier after his question, so Blizzard raises one pure white paw off the ground and her claws sling out, "Ssssian... <I don't know if I'll hit your liver, but you're about to be chopped something!>" Seconds before Blizzard's claw Scratches the Eevee, Darwin uses Quick Attack to hop out of the way and hit Luthor! Blizzard narrows her eyes at the quickly moving ball of fluff, "Persian! SIAN! <I hate fast food.>" Samuraichu lumbers into the area with his halberd ready in case it is needed, "CHU! <Break it up! White Blade wouldn't approve of all this squabbling in the Pokemon Gang, but he wouldn't approve of this Slowpoke, either, so let's ditch him.>" Blizzard glares up at Samuraichu and hisses, "<Who made White Blade the leader? He abandoned us. I'm in charge, now.>" "How dare you strike Luthor?!" The Slowpoke bellows a long time after Darwin Quick Attacked him. He steps behind Blizzard and shouts, "Can't you keep your own minions under control, Catwoman? You should be like Luthor and put them in prisons!" Darwin snarls at Luthor, "Eeeee! <Pokeballs are evil! You just wait until I tell the Pokemon Resistance about you.>" Not able to understand a word Darwin says, Luthor says, "Luthor refuses to stand here and be squealed at by an incoherent ignoramus!" He begins his slow journey towards the Cerulean Pokemon Center's exit. Blizzard follows suit, though much faster, and she's outside of the Center before Luthor takes his second step towards the doors. Blizzard sits down outside, and waits. Samuraichu joins Blizzard outside, restraining an angry black Eevee called Darwin in his arms. Darwin starts kicking around, trying to break free, "Eevee! Eee... BUI! <Let me at him, Samuraichu! I'll Tackle him good!>" "Rai, Rai." Samuraichu shakes his head, "<I'm sure that if Blizzard wants him to come with us, she must have a plan.>" Blizzard nods, licking her lips, and offering no further explanation. She lies down to wait for Luthor, and starts licking her fur. After she has cleaned herself from head to paws, she looks up to see Luthor take his fifth step towards the door of the Pokemon Center. She walks back into the Center through the automatic glass doors, Bites Luthor on the neck, and carries him outside like a tigress carries her cubs. She drops Luthor outside, and looks around, trying to figure out which direction she has to walk in, "Sian... <Vermilion is to the south. I can sense it. Not to mention I saw it on a map. Follow me.>" Over a minute after Blizzard and Samuraichu have started heading southward, Luthor shouts at them, "Halt! You're headed the wrong way! If you plan on mastering Thunderbolt by taking the mighty Mjolnir from Thor, you're going to have to head towards where the sun rises every morning, because that's where he lives. Obey me, Catwoman. It is your destiny as a villain!" Blizzard doesn't even look back. She just says, "Purrsian... <On second thought, I lost my appetite. Let's leave him behind.>" Luthor waits for Blizzard and Samuraichu to turn around, but they keep walking despite his orders. He continues shouting, "Why are you still going the wrong way?! You fools! Obey Luthor now, and he'll go easy on you when he RULES ALL!" When the white Persian and the Raichu don't respond, the Slowpoke sadly glances at the ground, "I'll teach Catwoman not to obey my orders! When I wield Thor's hammer, she'll have to submit to my will." Luthor now knows his next destination. He starts his long journey towards the east, ever so slowly, laughing maniacally as he does, "Bwa... ha... ha..." -Luthor