From: Zenigame325 <zenigame325@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Tv Star Date: Tuesday, December 07, 1999 3:44 PM RoboNarrator 10,000: In the last episode, Randy went to the police, to see if there was any reward money, and if he could keep Yakon. Now, a reporter is knocking on his door. "Oh, crap." Randy said. "I don't wanna be on TV!" Cyrus whined. "Well, I better open the door, or they'll never go away." Randy opened the door. "Hello, I'm Susan Storm, for Celadon News." a reporter said. "Whadda ya want?" Lisa asked. "I'd like to interview Randy, if you'd cooperate?" "Who told you where I am?" Randy asked. "Well, we can't disclose our sources." "A-hole." "Well, is it true that you caught the demon Yakon, who was responsible for the deaths of about five pokémon trainers?" "Maybe." "Well, could yopu show us?" "That's not a good idea." "Why not?" "Well, he's a ,murderer, and he likes to eat people, so you don't want to bother with it." "Good point." The reporter lady sat on a couch. "So, where are you from, Randy?" "Vermillion." "Who are your parents?" "I can't disclose the identities of my parents." "Well, who is this girl?" "I'm Lisa." "Okay, who are these pokemon in the room with us?" "The pikachu's Piccolo." "Hi." "Your pokemon can talk?" "Yeah, so?" "Only a few pokemon can do that!" "Really?" "Yes." "Interesting." "So, was it hard to capture Yakon?" "No, Piccolo beat him up, and I threw a pokeball." "What makes this pikachu so strong that he was able to beat Yakon?" "Ninja training." "You mesan that you trained him?" "No, he-" "Don't tell them." Piccolo said. "Oh, yeah." RoboNarrator 10,000: So, Randy was interviewed by the media. Who was watching this? Find out in the next episode! Next episode: I saw you on TV! And, in two weeks, the season finale! Does anyone read this? Do you know that kind of pokemon that Yakon is? _______________________________________________________________________________ Hey there, mr. Muslim. Merry f------ Christmas! Put down that book, the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes. __ /o o \ __ \_ - _/__ >|__ /_ |_ \ __|< \_\./_/ | | | | // \ / \\