From: NewHaights... Man of Mystery <newhaights@aol.comanyte> Subject: Re: [PW!] [LEAGUE] Water Field: Zagro vs. Andrew Date: Wednesday, December 15, 1999 4:46 PM > "Blaze is unable to battle! Victory goes to Omni!" > Andrew recalled his Growlithe, and reached for another Pokeball. >"David, I choose you!" "David! Teleport and Confusion!" David raised his spoon to his head as he teleported to right behind Omni. Before Omni knew what hit it, David released a massive munting of psychic energy straight for the poor pitiful Pikachu. The referee examined Omni He made a mental 3-count, and was just about to declare David the winner, when Omni started to get up. This was a struggle, and when he finally came to his feet, he was barely hanging onto consciousness and rather off balance. "Omni! Thunderwave!" Zagro called. Omni tried to send the thunderwave, but unfortunately, his Confusion was too great, and he only managed to paralyze himself. David then simply Mega Punched him for the win. "Omni is unable to battle! David wins this match!" 'Now who should I send out?' Zagro pondered. Then he saw Andrew's "Don't Mess With the Puff" shirt, and quickly formed an idea. "Omni, return! Puffers! Go!" "Jiggly!" "Puffers!" "Puff?" "Do you see that Kadabra?" "Puff." "Do you see that man over there?" "Jig." "He is that Kadabra's trainer. Now, do you see the shirt he's wearing?" "Puff...PUFF!" "Do I need to tell you what to do?" "PUFF!" Meanwhile, David and Andrew observed the conversation from their half of the Arena. All they heard was two angry "PUFF"s, and all they really saw was a bunch of pointing at them. Zagro and Puffers didn't look like hard enemies, they thought. Big mistake. First, Puffers sang David to sleep. Fortunately for Andrew, he was never easy to get to sleep. Also, Puffers only sang at battle-level melody. Then the munting began. Body Slam after Body Slam rained down upon David while he slept "peacefully." Unlike his trainer, David is a HEAVY sleeper. Eventually, David woke up... To one last Body Slam. "David is out of the match! This match goes to Puffers!" "This is amazing! This has been a seesaw battle, and now Zagro and Andrew are down to their last Pokémon! I wonder what Andrew will send out now?" 'Oh, s***.' It wasn't good for Andrew. 'Well, my best is Snicker...' "Snicker! I choose you! Quick Attack!" "Pika!" Snicker landed a hard shoulder check on Puffers, sending him halfway across the arena. Puffers promptly came back with another Song. Luckily, Snicker was more like his trainer in respects to sleep, but he was having trouble staying awake. 'Come on, Snicker...hang on...don't fall asleep...' Andrew silently fought for Snicker. Then... 'Wait a minute...' He looked down at his shirt. 'If it worked for HIM, maybe I can make it backfire...' "Hey! Puffers!" "What is he doing?" wondered the announcer. "He shouldn't be calling to the other Pokémon...but there isn't a rule against it...I don't think there is, anyway..." "Hey, helium-for-brains! Over here!" "...jigglyyyyypuff, jig -- Puff?" "Your fight isn't with him!" "Puff?" "I'm the one with the shirt! Come and get me!" Andrew taunted Puffers, sticking his shirt out so Puffers could get a good long look. "PUFF!!!" It worked. Within seconds, the Jigglypuff was on Andrew's platform, Body Slamming the living s*** out of him. But it was worth it. "Puffers has left the arena! The match goes to Green trainer Andrew O'Reilly!" The crowd cheered, and the announcers wrapped up, but none of that mattered to Andrew. All that mattered is that he won, he saved Snicker from unnecessary punishment... ...and that he now knew firsthand the munting power of a mad Jigglypuff. CBT on? No, TBC! -- NewHaights: Pokemaniac for hire "She can violate my rights if..." "It's a Joy-ful ... world." "Maybe it's a...cow-terpie!" "We need the motto! Our fans have come to expect it!" The Super Poke-Mart: http://members.aol.com/newhaights/index.htm