From: Zenigame325 <zenigame325@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Where's the gym? Date: Saturday, December 04, 1999 5:10 PM RoboNarator 10,000: In the last episode, Randy beat a shorts kid while on the way to Fuschia. Now, they are at the city, looking for the gym. "Excuse me, but where's the gym?" Randy asked an old woman. "It's in the woods outside of town." she replied. "What does it look like?" "It's a big mansion." "Okay, thanks!" Randy, his pokemon and Lisa ran out to the forest. "Okay, where is it?" Randy asked. "I think it's to the north of here." Lisa said. "Alright." They walked to the north for a while, until they were approached by an old man. "Hello, sonny. What're you doing here?" he asked Randy. "We're looking for the gym."Randy replied. "So, you're pokemon trainers?" "Yup." "Okay, then I challenge you!" "I accept, old man." "Playboy, go!" A nidoking came from the old man's pokeball. "Playboy?" Lisa asked. "It's one of my favorite magazines." the old man said. "Okay, go, Porunga!" "Playboy, Hyper beam!" "Porunga, bubblebeam!" Playboy did the motions for the Makkankoupousou, and fired a hyper beam at Porunga, knockng him out. "Magus, go!" "Playboy, thunder!" Playboy was surprisingly fast, abnd electrafied the Magus, before he could fire a psybeam. "I won't let this old pervert beat me." Randy said. Just then, a purple cloud appeared, and coalesced into the form of Kami. "I'm back!" Kami said. "Kami, could youy help me out?" Randy asked. "No problem." "Thanks." "Before I do anything, I'd like to recite a few lines from my favorite book, the Necronomicon." "Um, okay." "Kumdula brilla frithlak, drombola hitrakth zithlar!" "Um, kami?' "Yes?" "What was that about?" "Look at the old man." The head of the old man had been rreplaced with a demonic looking pumpkin. "Ni-" Playboy gasped. When he looked at his master, Playboy fainted. "Oh crap! that was my only pokémon!" the old man said. "Then I beat you." Randy said. "Awww, dang it." RoboNarrator 10,000: So, the demented ghost, Kami has helped Randy once again. Why is he helping him? Find out in the next episode! Next episode: Ninja vs. Ninja And in about two weeks, the season finale! Please respond to this! ___________________________________________________________________ Onion: Then, Olly disappeared! And Sifl was returned to the studio! And Olly was replaced with the narrator! Now, it's the Sifl and onion, Sifl and onion show-uh! Olly: You forgot I was a ninja mutha f------! -Zenigame, who plays with sock puppets. __ /o o \ __ \_ - _/__ >|__ /_ |_ \ __|< \_\./_/ | | | | // \ / \\