Name: Phenomelous Marvaleon - "Phoom" to friends.
Author: Steffan Alun
Age: 19 and three quarters.
Height: Seven feet.
Coat: Trench, black.
Face: Plastered in foundation and lipstick/lipliner.
Pokémon: A :L100 Charizard, a :L100 Dragonite and a :L100 Alakazam, all with
more moves than sense.
Source of Pokémon: Vague.
History: Dull, generic and inconsistent.
Geography: Cerulean City. Which he can't spell.
English: Poor. See me.
Voice: Deep. And a little bit gay.
Accent: Far too annoying to type phonetically.
Explanation of source of finance: Insufficient.
Go there now. No, NOW.